Evil, Inc.

[Andromeda]

We must stress that Evil, Inc. is not a faction and anyone caught trying to use it as one will be removed from the club instantly, without remorse (we kid you not. Check the club registration thread, people; we are on a short leash, here.)

I want to clarify this statement. It is not the faction part that is actually the biggest concern. Though I certainly have already clearly said because there are no more Good or Evil faction things. The matter is that this club is in no way TFF Dark Side and if I feel that it is leaning towards that side of the fence and not the more light hearted comedic said that Telegraph said he wants to take. Then the club will be closed.

Also when the one month comes up. I will be closing the club down for my review period. Because well if I decide that the club did not pass it will be remain closed. Otherwise I will open it.

And I'd like to re-iterate the point of this club is to be more comedic, so says the application that Telegraph handed to us. I will be reviewing very strictly and critically to the letter of the application.

And by Telegraph posting the club he has automatically agreed to the terms that I set for him even if he did not make a post that he agreed to them. So he and all of the members are bound by them and the clubs future will be judged by them. So remember unlike any other club that exists I hold the right to close this club down on a moment's notice if I feel the club has broken away from its original intention (well technically I hold that as mod of the forum, however I don't general handle matters in such a quick manner without warning first, there will be no warnings here as the agreement is the warning). I say this now because I doubt the members are going to be reading the terms of the agreement.

So remember your actions will have a significant affect on the future of this club. March 25 is the one month review date.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Dually noted. In any case, I've thought of a new topic of discussion: gifts of "affection" to send to your friends! (and enemies...)

-A box of chocolates! Some are filled with caramel, peanut butter, coconut, or fruit flavoring! Others have death-dealing contents like anthrax and cyanide... Choose carefully when eating!

-A bouquet of red and black roses! Some have the most beautiful scent of any rose on this earth! Others smell like the most foul of farts, held underneath a blanket all night and then released to the world once you lift the blanket up. The air would become so foul and rank... it might possibly even lead to death.

-A statue in their likeness! Except... upon further inspection, it's no statue at all, but a robot duplicate ready to do your bidding, be it slay your "friend" in his or her sleep and take his or her place, or be it to serve as a kind off household servant. You decide!

Those're my ideas. Post some of your own! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Sinister]

By virtue(or lack thereof) of my UserName, and my fragile reputation as a Machiavellian Manipulative Bastard that toys with people... I demand membership...

I think most of you know my credentials.

A "Grade A" evil genius with a fine-tuned sense of irony and melodrama. A lack of respect for all of humanity. Gifted with a sword and a pen.

So yes, I accept the membership I demanded from you with a total lack of humility.

So speaks,
-Sin