I'd Like to Apply for this deliciously evil club
First off, I'm a big fan of the old school games. I love the new ones, but VI, IV, the original, are big time favorites of mine.
Now my qualifications for evilness include a fun past time a few close friends and I share where we get together and go down to a local tanning salon to alter their backlit sign. We spend an hour reorganizing the letters, so that instead of offering a buy one get one spa package, the salon suddenly forbids black people, or offers free anal sodomy for it's clients. I'll get you the exact quotes if you like. It's a fantastic time, and I highly recommend it. We hope to graduate to church signs soon.
I also enjoy some mild mistreatment of women. Not sure how graphic you like this, but I had a girl for a bit who thought she'd start to be controlling in the bedroom. She'd finish herself up and then look at me and tell me she was through as though that was just it, but after a time or two of this I grabbed her by the hair and proceeded to do some things she wasn't exactly comfortable with. Nothing too bad, but permission was not granted nor asked for.
I've also cheated on just one girl, and it was a girl who was absolutely in love with me. You see it was a long distance relationship, and she lived 4 hours away. Meanwhile I was in college and lived a few blocks away from a previous girlfriend who I'd always wanted one more shot at. For some reason my roomates liked watching porn with a group of people, and she was over one night. About 3 scenes in she drug me to the bedroom, and I wasn't passing this up. This went on for sometime after that. Quite frequently I'd sleep with my ex in the morning, she'd leave, my long distance girl would show up to spend the weekend and I'd sleep with her that night. Sometimes just a couple hours apart, and I didn't bother to shower in between. I thought it was hotter that way and definately evil. Good times.
Lastly I do enjoy watching horror. Saw, the original Chainsaw Massacre. Vampire novels thrill me. Death as a story focal point is, when they really get down and focus on the emotion of it, is quite facinating. Like the Joker said in the dark knight, if it's too quick, "you can't savor all of those little emotions." Wow that's evil.
So what do you say? Can I join?