That plugin must'a been R rated, Sunshine (damnit, why don't we have a coke-sipping hillybilly smiley?)

So I was planning to make a perfect batch of scones (for once) utilizing a little bag of assorted dried fruit, I had my recipe sitting out and everything, left the kitchen for - seriously - two minutes and my little brother has already wolfed those suckers down while watching the Vampire Diaries!!!!!! WTF!

*sigh* it was my fault for leaving them out... and I guess raisins will have to do... X_X