Short version;

Went to prom with this chick, we got along, turned into a relationship, she needed to get away from her mother (who was taking all her money) so she moved in with me, I started getting pretty depressed since all my friends were gone off to college somewhere, my grandfather had just died, my dad had just had a stroke, and my brother was going through chemo for cancer, so I was pretty out of it 9 times out of 10.

She felt I was ignoring her too much, but rather than attempting to fix the problem she cheats on me for 2 months while we're still living together, she moves out, we break up, 11 months later I find out she just had a baby and I ****ing freaked. I kept running over timelines, checking my call records to see when the last time we talked was, all to make sure I was in the clear.

The good part;

This guy she cheated on me with and got knocked up by ends up marrying her, they divorce a year later, she moves back in with her mother, then a year later gets knocked up by the same guy again and they get remarried; they're apparantly in the process of a second divorce currently.

Why my friends, who have her added on facebook, feel the need to update me on her life is beyond me, but at least it's ****ing humorous.