Ex-Wife.

Get sent to Fort Bliss to reclass. She goes to Fort Sam Houston to reclass. We were already having problems and the big "D" was already on the verge of being on the table. I suddenly get a phone call demanding I fly to her and hang out for the weekend or vice-versa, a "weekend together" will solve everything. I say no, I'm heading to the field.

I get a call the next week saying she's pregnant. I laugh, figuring this was about to happen (I'm a cynic? jaded?), and ask her what she's got in mind now (as adultry is a punishable offense under UCMJ - Uniform Code of Military Justice). She gets angry and hangs up. Next day she calls back crying and claiming she was raped and I never support her etc etc.

CID gets involved and just happens I know Fort Sill (I've been stationed here in the interim) CID Agents really well. Some I went to High School together with, and just happens some of them had my case. Together along with CID random places working on the case we find out the following:

1: This is the 3rd time she has claimed rape. 1st: instead of pressing charges, the guy paid for her car insurance for a year. 2nd: instead of pressing charges, the guy paid her $5000. 3rd: Current case, her and another girl and 3 guys would go out regularly. Once drunk, they'd pass each other around etc... and she got preggo.

2: She's had affairs with about 9 military people in the 5 month separation we had while at new schools. (I knew of 5, and was simply waiting for perm. duty station again before filing etc)

3-12: Meh, you know enough


So ya... that was a fun fun fun time of my life No really... being able to hold something like that over someone's head you have loathed more then satan himself... priceless.