I tend to collect them. I actually seek cobwebs out, and collect them all in this large bag I have. See the plan here is that when i finally have enough, I'm going to create the ultimate bullet-proof vest. It's been said that spider web is far better at holding things like that back than kevlar. And if thats even remotely the case, I would be SUCH a badass.

Not to mention spider web vests = Total chick magnet. Srsly, even mentioning it to the chicks around here makes 'em swarm. I need a large stick to beat the b*tches back.