There's a bunch of things you can do. Jump off a bridge. Eat a bagel. Adopt a beagle. Read the dictionary. Make scary faces. Intimidate inanimate objects. Swim with dolphins. Fill yourself with helium and see if you float. I can't think of anything else right now, so I'm assuming I just listed literally everything in the world that you could do on your birthday.
Anyway, happy 61st birthday.
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