It's my birthday. So that's pretty cool. Made me think... who has some good Bday stories? So throw down on a good birthday story.
For me it was when I turned twenty. I was living in the dorms and got super hammered doing shots of Spiced Rum all night. About 13 shots in my father came by the dorms to give me my birthday present and to give me a ride in my parents new car. Being hammered I thought it would be cool to bring all of my friends along with me. So we ride around in my parents car drunk off our asses then when my dad drops us off he hands me a check for $100 and says, "Happy Birthday Budman." (My parents have called me Budman my entire life. For most people you know you're in trouble when your parents throw down on the full first name and the middle name, but for me I was in trouble when I was referred to as Andy instead of Budman) I hug my dad and say "You too," back to him and walk off with my friends. We proceed upstairs to our room and do a pyramid. If you are unfamiliar with the pyramid the idea is six shot glasses stacked up in a pyramid and you are supposed to finish the whole thing in a minute. This is a guaranteed way to completely destroy yourself. Especially if you've already had about 16 or 17 shots by this point in time. Oh I forgot the best part, my RA (guy in charge of keeping my wing of the dorm in line) came down to my room to write us up for a noise violation, but when he found out it was my birthday he instead came inside and did the pyramid with us.
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