Birthday

[Block]

It's my birthday. So that's pretty cool. Made me think... who has some good Bday stories? So throw down on a good birthday story.

For me it was when I turned twenty. I was living in the dorms and got super hammered doing shots of Spiced Rum all night. About 13 shots in my father came by the dorms to give me my birthday present and to give me a ride in my parents new car. Being hammered I thought it would be cool to bring all of my friends along with me. So we ride around in my parents car drunk off our asses then when my dad drops us off he hands me a check for $100 and says, "Happy Birthday Budman." (My parents have called me Budman my entire life. For most people you know you're in trouble when your parents throw down on the full first name and the middle name, but for me I was in trouble when I was referred to as Andy instead of Budman) I hug my dad and say "You too," back to him and walk off with my friends. We proceed upstairs to our room and do a pyramid. If you are unfamiliar with the pyramid the idea is six shot glasses stacked up in a pyramid and you are supposed to finish the whole thing in a minute. This is a guaranteed way to completely destroy yourself. Especially if you've already had about 16 or 17 shots by this point in time. Oh I forgot the best part, my RA (guy in charge of keeping my wing of the dorm in line) came down to my room to write us up for a noise violation, but when he found out it was my birthday he instead came inside and did the pyramid with us.

[TheLastAdventAuron]

I has no good stories but I do have one thing though....Happy B-day from Byakuya!

[Josh_R]

My wild bday story acutally happened on my 18th. Me, my uncle, and all my friends went to Vegas. They all pitched in and got me a hooker. I didn't want the hooker so my friends all 5 of em took care of her. Instead me and my uncle went to a UFC fight. Best night of my life. I got to meet Forrest Griffin, and Chuck Liddell. Who are both really cool f*cking guys. I wanted to party with Forrest and Chuck but they couldn't bad publicity and that shit. So me and my uncle went to a bar and got smashed. We got lost on the way back to the hotel, and we woke up in a jail cell.

[Unknown Entity]

... I've never had a totally awesome birthday. They all seem to go to shit one way or another. >>;

Usually the day before, or when I hang out with my friends shortly afterwards is when I have a good time. For my eighteenth (the night before), I went to my favourite restaurant. My mum has been going there since she was my age, and apparently made weekly visits there before she had me and my brother (sorry mum...), so we're pretty cool with the owners. They let me have my first "legal" drink about nine hours early, and let me have another afterwards. The food was awesome too, as always. Then I got home, and had another drink, and stayed up playing video games and talking on msn.

Also, I saw Mars and the brightest Moon of the year. Haha, and apparently shortly after I was born at 4am, it started to snow - at 4am on my eighteenth, it snowed also. That whole evening was a nice touch. =3

Umm... this might not count as an actual birthday, but last year me and my best friends from my secondary school met up to celebrate all our birthdays together, (we hadn't really met up since the leaving party). We walked so much that night... more or less about fifteen kilometres, and got buses the rest of the way. We had a few drinks, I played a very convincing sober person (I wasn't that drunk. Just had a huge case of the giggles), and had a lot of fun playing on exercise machines in the park. On the way back to my place, we stopped by Liverpool street station, and stared at the sculpture of the fat lady... mainly her boobs...

... that was a fun night to celebrate all our birthdays in one. If I have to pick my favourite birthday celebration, that was probably it so far.

[loaf]

All my good birthdays were when I lived in California which was 1-6. I had a decent 12th birthday. Or was it 13th. One of them two.

[Priscilla]

My best birthday so far was last year. It was my 18th and I had a lot of friends over the celebrate it. If I'm honest, I can't really remember much about it. Apparently I was on the ground and I almost rolled into the bonfire.

It was crazy though. Everyone was outside, through my house, someone drove their car into the other side of the dam, someone was randomly on the ground in my bathroom naked. It was intersting to say the least. But I had a lot of fun and was surprised as to how many people came.

I wish I had my birthday this year already. I'm going to France for it. That should be fantastic.

[Meier Link]

I hate even being reminded of my birthday and I have my reasons so I will instead talk about the last birthday gathering that I threw for some one, which happened to be last Saturday and it was for my wife.

I ended up spending two weeks to make this night come together. It started out that she had NO clue as to what we where doing or who was involved. When the secret was finally revealed she about **** her panties.

Ok so I had her sister come over after that we loaded up and headed up to the Twisted Lizard, a bar that we had never went to. When we arived she walked in and about half of the people that where at the bar are friends of hers, present and ones from the past. Hell actually they spanded times from most of her life. I even went as far as to have some one she had just recently met back up with on facebook show up. It was amazing. She had absolutly no clue and about flipped her lid when she saw everyone.

So after a few hours there of her drinking and about 3-4 beers for me some of the group took off and a few more people showed up. Next thing I know we are heading to Night Trips, which wasn't part of the plan but heck my part of the deal was over and it was up to the wife to do what she and the group wanted to for the rest of the night. FYI Night Trips is a strip club. We got there and had trouble finding seating for our group (at this point there where about 12 of us) but eventually we found a place to sit our asses and have a few drinks before coming to the rash realization that the woman of that place had taken a turn for the worse, looks wise that is.

We bailed.

The party droped off to 8 as we headed to the next place, suprisingly enough it turned out to be a gay bar but we had to go there to pick up one of my wifes friends friend. After there (approximately 6 minutes of being there) we headed out to Kents place. By this point it was after last call.

We went there and hung for a while, and our group shrank down to 5. Finally after everyone lost track of time my friend's husband calls her and reminds us that it is 6AM. We stuck around a little longer and bailed out taking my friend home before heading back to my place. The wife was smashed but still functioning.

We made it to home and went straight to bed. She feel alseep fast but I stayed up for about 40 more minutes which put me up til 8 AM.

The wife loved the night, said it was one of the best if not the best birthdays she has ever had. I was glad because she needed a good time.

I was DD for the night so I only ended up drinking about 7 beers in that time frame (a little under 10 hours).

The down side is that my mom called 3 hours after I finally made it to sleep and woke me up asking if I could come pick up the kids...

Good times.

[Padraic]

I forgot about my birthday last year. I woke up half way through the day by a phone call from my friend asking if I wanted to hang out with him. Then by about 6, 7 or eight I was like "HOLY SHIT ITS MY BIRHTDAY!"... we laughed for a good while after that.

...By the way happy belated birthday

[Violet]

I has no good stories but I do have one thing though....Happy B-day from Byakuya!
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Where's the cake and the confetti? He doesn't look very happy D: .. I want a clown.

Anyways, my favorite birthday was when I was little. My presents were wrapped up in this cool blue wrapping paper and I was so excited. There's a video recording me when I opened the presents. My sisters gave me their barbie dolls and the clothes... they were getting out of that phase, so they wanted me to have them. They were used, but I still remember that to this day as a good memory. I also got this purse with watermelons on it. In the video, my dad was asking me what I'd put in it, and my brother kept whispering things in my ear and telling me what to say.. one of the things was "dirty underwear".. lol. That was my 5 year old birthday. Best birthday ever.

[Ushinatta]

On my 14th birthday I left SA on a yacht with my family and went cruising around the world. I wouldn't call the actual day good, lots of seasickness, but it was memorable

Happy Birthday for yesterday Block.

[Furore]

Probably two out of three of my 18th birthday parties. Two were great, one (mates locally) was off the wall and featured pretty much every random thing that could have happened including different people randomly hiring a stripper, a petting zoo, Asian massage peeps, enough takeaway to feed half a small nation, a DJ and a bunch of other things. The other good one was extended family, mostly talking, drinking and mucking around, and the third almost killed me (third time was almost the charm I guess )

[Insufficient Mage]

The only thing that really stands out to me is my 13th birthday, when I choked on one of those after-dinner mints at a Mexican restaurant and had to leave for the hospital in an ambulance. I remember going into drama-queen mode, thinking I was gonna die on my birthday, and yet I also remember that for some reason the one thing continuously running through my head was that song "Mine" from Pocahontas, particularly the part where Wiggins is all, "Hum nummy nummy hum nummy nummy!"
I was like, mentally freaking out and also feeling angry that at a time like that I had such a stupid thing stuck in my head.

Happy birthday by the way.