I don't have to take anything with me when I leave my home. I'm not required to take anything, nor am I required to put on clothes. Although, if I'm seen outside of my house without clothes, and somebody calls the police on me, and I'm still outside without clothes when the police arrive, then I'll have to officially register as a sex offender, but that's the price to pay for not being designated by law to have to take things with me when I leave my home.
He answers every question in the most literal way possible. It's hilarious. Every time. Never gonna get old!Originally Posted by Dr. Egon Spengler
Y'never know when the situation might arise that you have to knife somebody. Or cut some chords or rope or something. They're pretty handy. And sharp. I have a knife that a friend gave me for being in his wedding, but I never use it...
Just to keep myself semi on topic: another thing I would never leave my house without would be my glasses. I couldn't see without them! I'd be blind! Anyhoo...
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