That is the stupidest thing I've heard you say.... today.

[NikkiLinkle]

There is this lady I work with, she is a little on the dumb side, I know that's horrible to say, but it is true! Anyway, she says alot of really stupid things and I want to share one of them with you.

The other morning before work started, she said this to me, 'Oh hey, did you cut your trousers?'

I said, 'No, I am wearing shorts.'

That is so funny poor girl, she's nice but she ain't too bright.

She also thought Final Fantasy X, was the first Final Fantasy. So I helped her out and explained to her that it is actually the tenth.

What is some the most ridiculous things you've heard other people say?

We all say dumb stuff sometimes.

[che]

She's probably pissed because you're hotter than she and you wear short shorts. It's not dumb. Or is that what you wanted me to say?

[The Dark Crystal]

I went and traded a few games at game stop yesterday, while wearing a Devil Driver tee shirt, and the girl at the front desk as me if I liked that band!

Really had to refrain myself from being sarcastic on that one, even when she set it up so nicely for me!

@KRudd- Just like I wanted to say to her, No I wear random shits with bands on them I don't like!

[RamesesII]

I went and traded a few games at game stop yesterday, while wearing a Devil Driver tee shirt, and the girl at the front desk as me if I liked that band!

Really had to refrain myself from being sarcastic on that one, even when she set it up so nicely for me!

So do you like it or not? Troll

I hear people say heaps of stupid stuff I work with teachers what more can I say.
My favoruite is one of our cleaners he is from Croatia (nothing against Croatia) I think of anything particular that he says right now but we call him mummbles because we can never understand what he says.

That statement is so contradictory to what this thread is about

[Maridia]

I work with a compulsive gambler/liar. So he's always good to disappear when you need him and make shit up. Sometimes to explain where he's been other times to just try to be your buddy cause he's lonely.

He has rotted teeth partially from pounding coffee, smoking, and oh yeah crack. But he said it's cause back in the day he didn't brush his teeth. He instead would chew ice. Cause the edges would scratch away the plaque and then he'd be fine!

It's not actually his dumbest one but it's the one that is the easiest to get out without too much explanation.

[Halie]

A friend of mine in Business Studies said that he thought McDonalds first started in Germany... I thought that was kind of dumb. He also said he never wants to read a book, ever lol.

[Michael Swayne]

One of my co-workers actually thought the Underground Railroad was a actual rail line.

Underground.

With a train.

His wife, another one of my co-workers, and I told him the truth.

What got him started was he said that a house his grandmother lived in was right overtop the Underground Railroad. He thought that people dug underneath the Ohio River to make this train able to make it from Kentucky to Ohio.