She was super hot, half Japanese half French and half Irish. We met at a sports bar, where I was watching the Barcelona/Getafe game (well, it wasn't really Getafe's game, so let's just call it the Barcelona game). /soccerfag. Anyway, when Iniesta made that sexy assist to Messi, we both threw our arms up into the air and I turned to her and went for the high five. She returned the gesture with her own high five and smiled.

After the game I realized I might not ever see her again, so this was my chance. I asked her if she would like to meet up and maybe kick me in the balls a couple times and then have sex one day. She handed me her number. I was driving back to my house, saw a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin in with your auntie and your uncle in Bel Air.