So I was doing this chick right.

[che]

She was super hot, half Japanese half French and half Irish. We met at a sports bar, where I was watching the Barcelona/Getafe game (well, it wasn't really Getafe's game, so let's just call it the Barcelona game). /soccerfag. Anyway, when Iniesta made that sexy assist to Messi, we both threw our arms up into the air and I turned to her and went for the high five. She returned the gesture with her own high five and smiled.

After the game I realized I might not ever see her again, so this was my chance. I asked her if she would like to meet up and maybe kick me in the balls a couple times and then have sex one day. She handed me her number. I was driving back to my house, saw a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin in with your auntie and your uncle in Bel Air.

[Maridia]

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare. But thought nah forget, yo homes to Bel-Air!



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[IcyJJ]

She was super hot, half Japanese half French and half Irish.

1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 1 1/2 woman. Sounds like a keeper for me.

[Tallulah]

I love you, che. You always cheer me up. Saw the title and thought it woul be either you or the kick me in the balls guy.

[Rocky]

[Rowan]

Show us a picture of her, pics or it didn't happen

[Confession]

Everybody walk the dinosaur

[Yoko]

Show us a picture of her, pics or it didn't happen

Pics or YOU didn't happen.

[seanb]

Pics or YOU didn't happen.

Pics, of your ma please

[che]

Pics or YOU didn't happen.

This.

Also, you need to be able to see into the 4th dimension to see pictures of a woman who's 150% of anything. A normal human like you wouldn't see anything. Unless you're sporting a pair of 4D glasses, which I highly doubt.

[RamesesII]

So I was doing this chick right and then i woke up.

[Tydis]

I don't understand are you talking about the fresh prince of bel air or something or are you making fun of it

[SOLDIER #819]

Yeah che. How does the Fresh Prince fit into this?

[Sasquatch]

How does Fresh Prince NOT fit into this? Che's just trying to tell a story. This is a story all about how his life got flip-turned upside-down.

Oh:

I don't understand are you talking about the fresh prince of bel air or something or are you making fun of it

No, you're right.

[Pete]

One time I had a girl I met on craigslist tie my balls up with her hello kitty shoelaces while I watched fresh prince and her sister kicked me in the balls

[Order]

So i was doin this chick, right?
And i finished up and she was like, "can I get my $20 now?"
And I was like, "what are you? A hooker?"

She probably never recovered from that one!

[Yoko]

I don't understand are you talking about the fresh prince of bel air or something or are you making fun of it

It's a 3 in 1 special.

[Pete]

Remember that time that Will made fun of Uncle Phil for being fat? Man that was hilarious.

Oh, and something something testicular pain.

Am I doing it right?

[Rowan]

Penis penis beartrap farts sex sex sex sex

[Polk]

for the love of god SOMEBODY KICK ME IN THE NUTS

[IcyJJ]

Remember that time that Will made fun of Uncle Phil for being fat? Man that was hilarious.

Oh, and something something testicular pain.

Am I doing it right?

I always liked when Phil would throw out Jazz. Just seeing him fly out the door was always fun.

[Yoko]

for the love of god SOMEBODY KICK ME IN THE NUTS

Come on over big boy.

[Crescent]

Come on over big boy.

I second that

[Alpha]

One time, I did a chick left.

[Pete]

One time, I did a chick then left.

Fixed that for ya

[Meier Link]

for the love of god SOMEBODY KICK ME IN THE NUTS

Done. Thread closed.