So after an hour and a half in the shop

[Alpha]

Honestly, the only thing I care about is that the fly works on my jeans. I have too many ****ing pairs of jeans with broken flies. If it's a pair I don't really care about, then I just don't wear them and they drift to the back of the wardrobe. If it's a pair I like/are new, then I will get McGuiver on their hiney and use a rubber band wound around the button thing, and then looped through the eye of the zip handle thing... or one of those metal twist tie things you get in the produce section of the supermarché--loop it around and twist the **** out of it. Makes your zips non-functional, but this is still superior to perennially-open flies.

[Rowan]

Honestly, the only thing I care about is that the fly works on my jeans. I have too many ****ing pairs of jeans with broken flies.

Thats because your johnstone is too damn big.

I'm fussy about clothes that have a lot of text. I like PLAIN clothes and fitted clothes. I dislike things that are too wide and too short so that my broken zip is exposed. Im fussy about color also. I will rarely wear anything thats not black, white, grey or blue. Jackets need to be fitted and stylish or they have to be practical. By practical I mean that the jacket might not look flash, but its REALLY REALLY WARM for those cold days. I have a sheeps wool jacket im wearing now thats a perfect example. Comfort is definitely more important than style, but sometimes its hard to be comfortable if you're not stylish. Its all about balance.