Has no one here played Mass Effect?

I'm not saying it's likely, but I wouldn't be shocked if there were other civilizations out there. We'd be pretty arrogant to think otherwise.

On the other hand, I don't think that said aliens are conspiring against just one person here to creates some shit luck. It's not aliens, it's just someone who misdialed.Just like dog shit is from bad neighbors, and fallen fences from the posts not being buried deep enough or anchored with some concrete.

Nosy neighbors, shotguns scare them off.

I believe in Murphy's law though. When it rains it pours, and when shit goes wrong, it'll get worse before it gets better. Mostly because when shit starts to go wrong, you start to get wrapped up in the bad and let it slide into worse.

Otherwise, no conspiracies for me.