1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch. I'm lazy
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Pretty good. It was last night with the gf.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Uh, Beatrix from FFIX...
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Thigh high boots
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Church
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: One time I was just laying on the beach with my eyes closed, relaxing and just soaking in the sun, and pop!
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Either ready for a nap or round 2
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? I've woken up, rubbed one out and then gone back to sleep.
9: Tell me your wettest dream? It was too bizarre to really describe. It's not a cop out, it just involved too many convoluted things and then sex
10: Top or bottom? I switch up positions with my girl all the time. Nothing's ever been inserted in me, if that's what the question asks.
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women?Women
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? An old college roommate, on the cheek, to get two girls to flash us. Small price to pay.
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Probably leave my house and go to the gym.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Probably my copy of FFXIII-2
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: The worst mistake I've ever made
16: Are you a touchy feel person? I can be
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls I'm a dude, and I guess that's like being a lesbian. I like girls who act like girls, but aren't ****s. Every girl I've ever dated has liked some sport that I like, or has played some type of game with me.
18: Does a massage get you wet? No, because I want my masages to loosen up my muscles
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you're both clean, and she's on the pill, or if you have a vasectomy and both are clean
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Neck kissing
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Yup
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? Yup
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Pajama pants in the cold, boxers or nothing when it's warm out
24: Biggest turn on: Personality. Physically, legs and smile
25: Worst possible time to get horny: Probably a funeral
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I can take it or leave it
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Surprise anal
28: How much fapping is too much fapping? Are you chaffing or shirking responsibility?
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "I lost track of how many orgasms I had"
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Honestly, whatever you feel comfortable in, and whatever you feel sexy in. Sexiness is way more being comfortable in your own skin than it is being able to swallow a footlong.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? Yes
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" Buy me a drink
33: What your favorite part of your body: Either my eyes or smile
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to: Love is greater than sex, but sex without love, while empty, can be fun
35: What do you wear to bed? Boxers
36: When was the last time you masturbated: I think sometime Monday
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? I had a few pictures that I took with an ex many many moons ago. I may have also sent a few illicit photos to a few girls I was, uh, courting back in the day
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Done
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? Absolutely not
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I would, but have not
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? I dunno
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I think I posted an extreme closeup of my balls here once, where all you could see was the ball color.
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Keep em classy
44: Does size really matter to you? I'm perfectly content with my weiner size. I like my girls with a little meat on them too. Not thick, but athletic
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? Nope
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Probably not
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes, because it would be very out of character for her
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Neither, but I guess pornstar
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My gf, and yes because I was saying goodnight while I left her house
51: Do you like to have phone sex? Not really
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Very
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Depends on your definition of unshaven. Chewbacca, no. Few days growth, I can deal. I'm ok with the landing strip.
54: Booty or Boobs? A nice firm booty
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I have one, thank you very much
56: Have you ever been on an official date? Several. Unless there was some kind of official government form to make it official.
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yup. My ex. I figured she was already cheating on me, so when the opportunity arose, I said **** it, and ****ed someone else. Don't even feel bad about it
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? No
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? Nope
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? Several in this past year. Bachelor parties...
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? Gotten road head
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Morning is a great way to start the day
63: Shower or bath while having sex? shower
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Well I'm fairly aggressive, so I want someone who knows what they want
65: Love or Money? I've got both
66: Have you been caught having sex? Never outright, but probably
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Possibly
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Both
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? My hair's too short to pull, and if you tired, I'd smack you
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Reconsider his options. Not happening
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Kissing my neck... or touching my weiner
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Just relaxing and not being crazy
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? I usually just wear a tshirt and jeans
74: Have you ever paid for sex? nope
75: Do you like kissing in public? I do, but I'm not obnoxious
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