NSFW: Sex questions

[alexiuspine]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
7: How are you after a really good f$%k?
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?
9: Tell me your wettest dream?
10: Top or bottom?
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women?
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do?
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
16: Are you a touchy feel person?
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?
18: Does a massage get you wet?
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that?
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?
23: What do you wear when you go to bed?
24: Biggest turn on:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in?
31: Have you ever been called a tease?
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
35: What do you wear to bed?
36: When was the last time you masturbated:
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
44: Does size really matter to you?
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see?
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history?
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
51: Do you like to have phone sex?
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
54: Booty or Boobs?
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
56: Have you ever been on an official date?
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex?
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously?
60: Have you ever been to a strip club?
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place?
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
63: Shower or bath while having sex?
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
65: Love or Money?
66: Have you been caught having sex?
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex?
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy?
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you?
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex?
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex?
74: Have you ever paid for sex?
75: Do you like kissing in public?

[Pete]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch. I'm lazy
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Pretty good. It was last night with the gf.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Uh, Beatrix from FFIX...
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Thigh high boots
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Church
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: One time I was just laying on the beach with my eyes closed, relaxing and just soaking in the sun, and pop!
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Either ready for a nap or round 2
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? I've woken up, rubbed one out and then gone back to sleep.
9: Tell me your wettest dream? It was too bizarre to really describe. It's not a cop out, it just involved too many convoluted things and then sex
10: Top or bottom? I switch up positions with my girl all the time. Nothing's ever been inserted in me, if that's what the question asks.
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women?Women
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? An old college roommate, on the cheek, to get two girls to flash us. Small price to pay.
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Probably leave my house and go to the gym.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Probably my copy of FFXIII-2
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: The worst mistake I've ever made
16: Are you a touchy feel person? I can be
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls I'm a dude, and I guess that's like being a lesbian. I like girls who act like girls, but aren't ****s. Every girl I've ever dated has liked some sport that I like, or has played some type of game with me.
18: Does a massage get you wet? No, because I want my masages to loosen up my muscles
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you're both clean, and she's on the pill, or if you have a vasectomy and both are clean
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Neck kissing
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Yup
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? Yup
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Pajama pants in the cold, boxers or nothing when it's warm out
24: Biggest turn on: Personality. Physically, legs and smile
25: Worst possible time to get horny: Probably a funeral
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I can take it or leave it
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Surprise anal
28: How much fapping is too much fapping? Are you chaffing or shirking responsibility?
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "I lost track of how many orgasms I had"
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Honestly, whatever you feel comfortable in, and whatever you feel sexy in. Sexiness is way more being comfortable in your own skin than it is being able to swallow a footlong.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? Yes
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" Buy me a drink
33: What your favorite part of your body: Either my eyes or smile
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to: Love is greater than sex, but sex without love, while empty, can be fun
35: What do you wear to bed? Boxers
36: When was the last time you masturbated: I think sometime Monday
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? I had a few pictures that I took with an ex many many moons ago. I may have also sent a few illicit photos to a few girls I was, uh, courting back in the day
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Done
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? Absolutely not
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I would, but have not
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? I dunno
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I think I posted an extreme closeup of my balls here once, where all you could see was the ball color.
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Keep em classy
44: Does size really matter to you? I'm perfectly content with my weiner size. I like my girls with a little meat on them too. Not thick, but athletic
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? Nope
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Probably not
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes, because it would be very out of character for her
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Neither, but I guess pornstar
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My gf, and yes because I was saying goodnight while I left her house
51: Do you like to have phone sex? Not really
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Very
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Depends on your definition of unshaven. Chewbacca, no. Few days growth, I can deal. I'm ok with the landing strip.
54: Booty or Boobs? A nice firm booty
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I have one, thank you very much
56: Have you ever been on an official date? Several. Unless there was some kind of official government form to make it official.
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yup. My ex. I figured she was already cheating on me, so when the opportunity arose, I said **** it, and ****ed someone else. Don't even feel bad about it
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? No
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? Nope
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? Several in this past year. Bachelor parties...
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? Gotten road head
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Morning is a great way to start the day
63: Shower or bath while having sex? shower
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Well I'm fairly aggressive, so I want someone who knows what they want
65: Love or Money? I've got both
66: Have you been caught having sex? Never outright, but probably
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Possibly
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Both
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? My hair's too short to pull, and if you tired, I'd smack you
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Reconsider his options. Not happening
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Kissing my neck... or touching my weiner
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Just relaxing and not being crazy
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? I usually just wear a tshirt and jeans
74: Have you ever paid for sex? nope
75: Do you like kissing in public? ​I do, but I'm not obnoxious

[Rowan]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Always good with ma Fiance'
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: hrmm, Tifa? and Misato from NGE
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: PRon
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a public toilet, gross.
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: -
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Thirsty.
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? wut?
9: Tell me your wettest dream?-
10: Top or bottom? Prefer to be on top.
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? Women
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? No
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Probably watch something.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: -
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: -
16: Are you a touchy feel person? maybe.
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?act like girls
18: Does a massage get you wet?These questions are pretty full on haha.
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: of course. Practicing safe sex imo is not just slapping a condom on, its too easy. Its controlling your orgasm. Feels WAY better without a jimmy for both the guy and the girl.
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? neck
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? does the cinema count?
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? No.
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Singlet and trackpants
24: Biggest turn on: seeing her pleasure.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: Anytime where you cannot satisfy that.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: ohh yes.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: -
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: probably more than twice a day.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "Ive never came from intercourse before"
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Black or Red lacey lingerie.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? Yes
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" -
33: What your favorite part of your body: -
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Love is > than all.
35: What do you wear to bed? already answered this.
36: When was the last time you masturbated: like 3 days ago.
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? nope (wow these questions are full on)
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? no
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? no
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? no
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? I think music is distracting and often cliche'. I never tried it though so if I was too, perhaps 'closer' but nine inch nails.
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? My fiance has a sleeve, its pretty awesome.
44: Does size really matter to you? I'm happy with what I got, lets put it that way.
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? nope, no secrets.
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nope.
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? yep.
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? wtf of course I would.
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?PronStar
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Fiance and it always means something.
51: Do you like to have phone sex? nah not really.
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Whats that?
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Yes.
54: Booty or Boobs?The age old question. Urrrm gonna have to go with boobs.
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it?I have one, but I havnt named it. I dont think ppl really do that.
56: Have you ever been on an official date? sure
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no. I think its disgusting and selfish.
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? no
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? no.
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? no, actually.
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? -
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? night.
63: Shower or bath while having sex? mm nah.
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? in between?
65: Love or Money? wut.
66: Have you been caught having sex? no.
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? no.
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex?both!
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy?can be.
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? He should not.
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? pRon
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Choking.
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? I dont need to wear anything (bud dum-tsh!)
74: Have you ever paid for sex? no.
75: Do you like kissing in public? I dont mind.

[Crescent]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: hmm I've had better bt still good
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: **know - Vergil - from DMC3 n Sephiroth.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: eye contact
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Anywhere when familys around.
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Horror Movies..I dno y.
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Smile n giggle alot, cant move so much
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? yeh
9: Tell me your wettest dream? Nope
10: Top or bottom? I like being dominated so bottom
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? Women
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? ofc
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Dance n listen to music or play with my dog
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Money stash
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: [Cute like a] Mouse
16: Are you a touchy feel person? depends
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls? act like women.
18: Does a massage get you wet? depends whos doin the massaging *giggles*
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: I suppose so
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? cl*t #srynotsry
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? lol yeh
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? sometimes I forget like if i wear a skirt/dress
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Bra n panties
24: Biggest turn on: A real man..
25: Worst possible time to get horny: When Im trying to focus on other things
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Waddya think >>
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Dont think Ive had any. I like the man taking charge.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: when ur shirking responsibility.
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I dun wanna say
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Me: I love wearing lace lingerie,suspenders stockings. Men: confidence
31: Have you ever been called a tease? Yess
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" ..grab me n sit me on their lap
33: What your favorite part of your body: My legs,boobs or lips
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] '>' but for me to do it with someone, it has to '='.
35: What do you wear to bed? Bra n panties
36: When was the last time you masturbated: Last night.
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? (nude pics) not anymore
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I have.
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? no thanx
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Well..not sex exactly
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? None but a few can get me in the mood
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? depends
44: Does size really matter to you? Yesss, its very manly to me
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? No
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yes, pass on the other questions
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Yeh, too lazy to care
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yeh naturally
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? On the cheek or mouth?
51: Do you like to have phone sex? Yes. I love it more than actually having them there with me sumtimes lol
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? yes
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? If its a girl, def. If its a guy, not so much.
54: Booty or Boobs? Boobies
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? dno..
56: Have you ever been on an official date? "Official" date wut.. Many haha
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Not sex but like confided alot in another person n gave a guy my number.
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? yes
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? yes
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? yes
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? bj with my ex in a movie theatre #hoe
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? All three. Night mostly.
63: Shower or bath while having sex? Shower
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive pleease
65: Love or Money? Love. I love animals.
66: Have you been caught having sex? Ive had a lot of close calls so possibly
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? probs
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Wild. I like romantic only sometimes.
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? I like it
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Not be a loser.
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? When im on top n he flips me over; take control
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Dirty talk.
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? Whatever I want.
74: Have you ever paid for sex? No bt I get a lot of offers ew
75: Do you like kissing in public? Nope

[Clint]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? In my house, they are all literally the exact same thing, so I'll go with all three.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Bad. She had a heart attack half way through and then stopped moving and never woke up.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Helen Keller.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: A good children's book.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: A bedroom. Yuck!
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Boobs.
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Enraged and in the mood to watch C-SPAN.
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? The only time I got wet during the night was when my dog accidentally peed on me.
9: Tell me your wettest dream? I was stranded in the ocean during a hurricane after my fishing vessel sank with all the crewmen still on board. I was drifting up a large wave, looking conspicuously like Mark Walburg at the end of The Perfect Storm, thinking about the wife that I would never see again.
10: Top or bottom? Power bottom.
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? Men, but before they turn into men.
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? No, I'm not one of "the gay people."
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Crack cocaine.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Teddy bears.
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Billy. My name is Clint, so what the hell?
16: Are you a touchy feel person? My parole officer seems to think so. He's so hot!
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls? If I were a lesbian, I would keep it secret, because homosexuality is an abomination.
18: Does a massage get you wet? If liquid is being used, then yes.
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Who uses condoms anymore?
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? The elbow.
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? I don't go clubbing. I don't like harming animals. And no, the only crowded places I go are clubs.
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? That would be damn irresponsible.
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Clothes.
24: Biggest turn on: Circuit breakers. They turn everything on.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: While wearing a helmet or a hat.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I like it when my sexual partners quote Black Snake Moan.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Stonehenge mud wrestling.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: If you aren't capable of flight, any amount of flapping is too much flapping.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "You are a man."
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Bear suit.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? No, but I've been called an arsonist.
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" munch on concrete.
33: What your favorite part of your body: Definitely my hips. I'm like so voluptuous!
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Considering that people can rape children and rape people against their will, love definitely does not equal sex. At least from a logical standpoint. Though in defense of rapists, I'm sure they love raping.
35: What do you wear to bed? You asked that already!!!
36: When was the last time you masturbated: September 11th, 2001.
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? If it ain't in my films, it don't exist, dawg.
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I have sex with inanimate objects and wild animals all the time outside.
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? No, that's for gross people.
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes, I would have sex on a plane with a snake on a plane.
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? America The Beautiful.
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I don't think there are any pictures of me. Only drawings.
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? If it's a tattoo of my face, then I'm all for that.
44: Does size really matter to you? Yes, I don't want my women any bigger than a standard football. And that's from head to toe.
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? I siphon money from online stock exchanges.
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yes, I bought a G.I. Joe, but his **** seems to be missing.
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? I'm not sure what the internet is.
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes, I would prefer glass surgery.
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? A prostitute, so that I could **** Jesus.
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Bryan Adams, and I sure do hope so!
51: Do you like to have phone sex? I never once thought about having sex with my phone!
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? No, I try to stay away from military. It just isn't for me. If I went to war, I would be the first to die.
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? To "go down" means to give a foot massage, so I don't see the correlation between feet and pubic hair.
54: Booty or Boobs? Booty! I sure do love me some money!
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I do have a penis, and his name is MENstruation.
56: Have you ever been on an official date? No, but I've been on an unofficial date.
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, I am an honest man with honest values.
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? I'm not sure if Pope John Paul II counts, but if not, then no.
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? Nah, I'm no whore.
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? Nah, G.
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? I kissed a girl and I liked it. That's a Katy Perry song.
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Sometime before the afternoon and the morning, but after the night.
63: Shower or bath while having sex? I prefer to do those things while not having sex.
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I want somebody passive aggressive.
65: Love or Money? Both. I love money, and I sure as hell money love.
66: Have you been caught having sex? Yes, and nets are itchy.
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? God, probably.
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Wild sex. I'm especially fond of horses.
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? Only if it tears at the scalp.
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Be aware that I'm a power bottom.
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? The tears of children.
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? I like when my wife cooks.
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? A hat and a shirt made of cabbage.
74: Have you ever paid for sex? The only thing I have ever paid for was a glow in the dark lamp.
75: Do you like kissing in public? Not really.

[Unknown Entity]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch. More comfortable!
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good! I went three days without a temper tantrum.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Serena in Skyrim.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Neck kisses.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:Toilet. How tragic.
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I dunno.
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Content.
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? Yup.
9: Tell me your wettest dream? I was actually making out with Ellen Page.
10: Top or bottom? Both!
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? I love both just as much.
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Yup.
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Play a game.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Not that I'm ashamed, but I'd prefer it if my condoms were never found. Those I live with would probably expect to find them, but still.
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I don't think they're weird names.
16: Are you a touchy feel person? Sure.
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls? Girls, I suppose. I don't find butch attractive.
18: Does a massage get you wet? Depends what's being massaged?
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If it's with a long term partner and there's a good deal of trust and confidence, then sure.
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Neck or inner thigh.
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Nope.
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? Ugh, no.
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? PJs.
24: Biggest turn on: Neck kisses.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: Work.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: God yes.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Shower with lots of soap. Turns out it's a health and safety hazard.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: When your privates are red raw and oozing pus? Jason Stackhouse style from True Blood.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "Encore?"
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? I dunno.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? Yup.
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they gaming, we are ****in"
33: What your favorite part of your body: Bewbs.
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Wat?
35: What do you wear to bed? PJs...
36: When was the last time you masturbated: Two nights ago.
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Nah. Those just scream bad idea.
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yeah.
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? Nope.
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Why not?
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Never really thought about it.
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope because they don't exist.
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Tattoos are sexy.
44: Does size really matter to you? Not had experience with anything small, so wouldn't know.
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? Nah.
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) not at the moment.
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Sure!
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes. I'm real not plastic. Get a ducking sex doll if there's a problem with that.
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Prostitute without a pimp - my own woman. A call girl. I'm not really an exhibitionst.
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My boyfriend and it was just a goodbye kiss this morning.
51: Do you like to have phone sex? It doesn't really get me off.
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Nope.
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No, just as long as it was clean.
54: Booty or Boobs? Bewbs.
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Sir Lance-a-Lot.
56: Have you ever been on an official date? Four years worth of them almost.
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, because that's wrong. Couldn't even cope in an open relationship.
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? Nope.
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? Nope.
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? I don't think it was a strip club, but there were poles and half neked people around.
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? A very slight tease under a table. But nothing really intense.
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Dusk to dawn.
63: Shower or bath while having sex? Too slippery! Maybe a bath will be better?
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? A mix.
65: Love or Money? Love.
66: Have you been caught having sex? Not directly, but we've been heard and caught leaving a shower.
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? No.
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Both.
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? No.
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Make sure I'm cool with it first?
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Neck kissing. Another repeat?
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Cuddle and gentle making out.
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? Birthday suit?
74: Have you ever paid for sex? Nope.
75: Do you like kissing in public? Nah, but cut 96% of tongue action.

[loaf]

Every sexual encounter is bad if it involves my ****.

[alexiuspine]

Here's another set for you guys

1. One word describing your most pleasurable night?

2. What is your sexiest article of clothing?

3. Are you in love or in lust with somebody?

4. Share one of your fantasies.

5. Do you enjoy giving or taking more?

6. Are you naughty or nice?

7. What is your favorite place to be kissed?

8. Ice cubes or hot wax?

9. Foreplay or roleplay?

10. Lights on or off?

11. Strawberries with whipped cream or strawberries dipped in chocolate?

12. What is your favorite place to be touched on your body, besides the obvious sexual areas?

13. What is the craziest place you ever did something sexual? What was it?

14. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

15. What is your favorite sex position?

16. Do you prefer cuddling, sleeping, or taking off afterwards?

17. What is your favorite quality in a man?

18. What is your favorite quality in a woman?

19. In between the sheets or on top?

20. What turns you on most?

21. Fill in the blank (again!): "If they ____________, we are ****in"

22. How big is too big?

23. Two things you dislike about oral sex:

24. What is your favorite part of sex?

25. What is one roleplay you want to try?

26. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

27. Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

28. Where do you enjoy having sex the most?

29. Have you ever had a sexy nickname?

30. What’s your favorite color lingerie?

31. What color underwear are you wearing?

32. Do you like rough sex or smooth sex more?

33. Describe a sexy dream you’ve had recently.

34. What is something you want to try in bed but haven’t?

35. How old were you the first time you had sex?

36. Three spots that drive you insane:

37. Do you masturbate?

38. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of

someone/watched someone else masturbating?

39. Do you watch porn?

40. Have you had anal sex? Do you like it?

41. Tell us a sexual experience (not sex) you had in public:

42. Have you ever consciously abstained from sex?

43. Most attractive celebrity?

44. Share experiences where a partner has approached you unaware wanting sex?

45. Do you get turned on by seeing your own naked body in the mirror?

46. Have you done anything sexual in a public place?

47. What is the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in one day?

48. Have you ever had a threesome? If so, with 2 girls? 2 guys? or a guy and a girl?

49. What is the fastest way to make you horny?

50. Have you ever made a sex tape?

51. Name at least 5 fictional characters that you think would be good in bed:

52. Name 3 of your favourite kinks:

53. Name 2 things your partner does that turns you on (that you haven't already mentioned):

54. If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

55. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

56. What is something your partner asks you to do for them on a regular basis before sex?

57. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

58. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

59. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

60. Do you ever just play with your boobs, d**k etc.?

61. Do you have any nicknames for your partner?

62. Did answering any of these questions turn you on at all?

[Pete]

1. One word describing your most pleasurable night? Lots of mutual fun

2. What is your sexiest article of clothing? Nothing, duh

3. Are you in love or in lust with somebody? In love with the gf

4. Share one of your fantasies. Schoolgirl outfit, or miniskirt and thigh high boots

5. Do you enjoy giving or taking more? Giving turns me on

6. Are you naughty or nice? Depends

7. What is your favorite place to be kissed? Neck

8. Ice cubes or hot wax? Neither?

9. Foreplay or roleplay? Foreplay. A can of whipped cream can go a long way

10. Lights on or off? I'm good with both. I prefer off

11. Strawberries with whipped cream or strawberries dipped in chocolate? Wipped cream, no berries

12. What is your favorite place to be touched on your body, besides the obvious sexual areas? Touching chest, kissing neck

13. What is the craziest place you ever did something sexual? What was it? Got a handy in a bar once, ****ed an ex in her car on multiple roads throughout the state

14. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? I'm good with having one, but I'll give the girl multiple first

15. What is your favorite sex position? Her legs all the way up, back of her knees up by my shoulders. Shes on her back

16. Do you prefer cuddling, sleeping, or taking off afterwards? Depends on the situation. Usually spooning while we both fall asleep

17. What is your favorite quality in a man? Well, I don't like men, but I admire men with a good handshake

18. What is your favorite quality in a woman? A sense of humor or an ability to hang with the boys

19. In between the sheets or on top? depends on the weather

20. What turns you on most? confidence

21. Fill in the blank (again!): "If they ____________, we are ****in" grab my knee

22. How big is too big? for a girl to be heavier than me

23. Two things you dislike about oral sex: if she uses teeth, or if she's not moderately trimmed

24. What is your favorite part of sex? Just being with the person

25. What is one roleplay you want to try? I wish my gf would put on a tight skirt and fishnets. Trashy turns me on, as does classy

26. Have you ever had sex in a public place? State roads, in a car?

27. Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Oh I have no problem going down on girls. I like it as long as they do

28. Where do you enjoy having sex the most? bed

29. Have you ever had a sexy nickname? nope

30. What’s your favorite color lingerie? Red/black panties/thongs/bras; white/blue teddies. No idea why

31. What color underwear are you wearing? Gray boxers

32. Do you like rough sex or smooth sex more? Rough in the sense of wrestling and rolling around switching positions, not like fighty or chokey

33. Describe a sexy dream you’ve had recently. none recently

34. What is something you want to try in bed but haven’t? To get her to play with herself in bed. Shes still pretty tame

35. How old were you the first time you had sex? 17

36. Three spots that drive you insane: Neck, chest, weiner

37. Do you masturbate? Yup

38. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of

someone/watched someone else masturbating? No, but caught having sex in shower by dad; heard him unlock the door, then re-lock it a minute later when he knew what was up. Masturbated in front of/on current gf and exes, watched exes whack off

39. Do you watch porn? yup

40. Have you had anal sex? Do you like it? Twice with my ex. Once was drunk and accidentally but great, the second time, she wasn't so positive about it. With my current girl, it was semi drunk and intentional, and apparently will never happen again

41. Tell us a sexual experience (not sex) you had in public: I'll just list my favorite/ funniest. Went to cheesecake factory with girl I was dating. Have great night, go to my car in parking lot. Start making out like animals (Note: I'm still trying to play it slow at this point; aka when she wants the d, she gets it). Minus shirts, steaming up my 91 Cutlass, turn car on for music. Windows clear, mexican busboys have been watching us hook up and both of us topless for an hour

42. Have you ever consciously abstained from sex? While I was trying to end it with my crazy ex. At some point, I think we both were

43. Most attractive celebrity? It used to be J-Law. Now it's between her and Kat Dennings

44. Share experiences where a partner has approached you unaware wanting sex? There was a flight attendant at the bar once. She came on way too strong, to the point where I was pulled out by her. We made out on a rooftop, until she apologized that we couldn't have sex because other pilots and flight attendants were sleeping in their temporary apartment lodging

45. Do you get turned on by seeing your own naked body in the mirror? Nah. I can stand to lose a few pounds

46. Have you done anything sexual in a public place? Yes, listed

47. What is the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in one day? 3?

48. Have you ever had a threesome? If so, with 2 girls? 2 guys? or a guy and a girl? No

49. What is the fastest way to make you horny? Don't be a ****. Let's enjoy each others company

50. Have you ever made a sex tape? Pictures yes, tape no

51. Name at least 5 fictional characters that you think would be good in bed: Anya, Gears; Beatrix, FFIX; Selphie, FFVIII; Quistis, FFVIII; Tifa, FFVII

52. Name 3 of your favourite kinks: Neck kissing, toughness, attempt at domination

53. Name 2 things your partner does that turns you on (that you haven't already mentioned):

54. If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

55. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

56. What is something your partner asks you to do for them on a regular basis before sex? Generally not to act like a retard

57. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Like I'm wearing a shirt now

58. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? No. Never where I was not sexually involved. Never with a dude

59. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? I buzz it down pretty far. Sometimes I shave it all

60. Do you ever just play with your boobs, d**k etc.? If by whacking off, then yes

61. Do you have any nicknames for your partner? Not that I'm willing to share

62. Did answering any of these questions turn you on at all?​ Nope

[Crescent]

1. One word describing your most pleasurable night? Again..

2. What is your sexiest article of clothing? My lingerie or stilettos

3. Are you in love or in lust with somebody? neither

4. Share one of your fantasies. “..the sons of Sparda..Both of them”

5. Do you enjoy giving or taking more? depends

6. Are you naughty or nice? Depends….Naughty.

7. What is your favorite place to be kissed? Neck n mouth

8. Ice cubes or hot wax? hm

9. Foreplay or roleplay? Foreplay

10. Lights on or off? bothh

11. Strawberries with whipped cream or strawberries dipped in chocolate? My breasts -with whipped cream- tastes better. Save the strawberries later for my smoothie

12. What is your favorite place to be touched on your body, besides the obvious sexual areas? Curve of my back n hip bones

13. What is the craziest place you ever did something sexual? What was it? So i was on the bus n this guy who had the most piercing green eyes Id ever seen came on. I couldnt stop staring at his eyes n he looked over at me n smirked. It made me blush n i quickly looked away. So from there we kept looking back at one another n it got to a point where we were basically eye fking eachother with me biting my lip a couple times bt his body language also looked nervous cause he was standing up; i think he was trying to contain his hard on lol. So that sounds all well n good fun right? Wrong. I was laying on my bf’s chest at the time. lol #Q6

14. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Multiple. In any case if ur expecting a sandwich afterwards, I shouldnt be able to walk to the kitchen

15. What is your favorite sex position? He’s behind me doing 3 (4 if u incl dirty talk) things to me at once

16. Do you prefer cuddling, sleeping, or taking off afterwards? Cuddling n sleeping. lol @ taking off; thought of Barney

17. What is your favorite quality in a man? Ambition/Power/Dominance -in the sense he has a goal and is determined to see it through- with a touch of class.

18. What is your favorite quality in a woman? Gentle spirit/optimism/power

19. In between the sheets or on top? depends

20. What turns you on most?Tall(-er than me), strong, ambitious, cute, calm, attentive gentlemen who know when not to be gentle. A ‘bad boy’ who doesn’t necessarily do bad things but has all the potential to and shows restraint; knowing that he could do something dangerous and powerful but has the restraint not to. RIP ovaries.

21. Fill in the blank (again!): “If they ____________, we are ****in” ’re better than me at hack&slash games

22. How big is too big? I’ll let u kno

23. Two things you dislike about oral sex: Girls: Nothin Guys: My jaw hurtin

24. What is your favorite part of sex? that’s a complicated question

25. What is one roleplay you want to try? Ive done a few bt if i had a bf id put my new baby doll apron and heels to good use

26. Have you ever had sex in a public place? yess

27. Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yeah they look so cute helpless n moaning lol

28. Where do you enjoy having sex the most? against the wall

29. Have you ever had a sexy nickname? lots

30. What’s your favorite color lingerie? Love my white lingerie against my tan bt u can never go wrong with black

31. What color underwear are you wearing? Violet

32. Do you like rough sex or smooth sex more? www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo 1:33-1:37#realtalk #truth

33. Describe a sexy dream you’ve had recently. none

34. What is something you want to try in bed but haven’t? Sephiroth and Vergil

35. How old were you the first time you had sex? younger

36. Three spots that drive you insane: For me to kno n u to find out

37. Do you masturbate? yes

38. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of someone/watched someone else masturbating? No to the first question. Yes to “in front of someone” and “watched someone else”

39. Do you watch porn? When i want it.

40. Have you had anal sex? Do you like it? um

41. Tell us a sexual experience (not sex) you had in public: My bf at the time n I were waiting at the airport sitting on a couch n I absent mindedly started sucking on his finger whilst flicking thru a magazine n i didnt realise wat i was doing til ppl were staring/giving us weird looks. I jus smiled n continued sucking on it harder not even being aware of my bf then all of a sudden he got up n mumbled sumthing n walked over to the bathroom lol. And the times wen we went out with mtual friends, i gave him um hand jobs under the table n my bf told me later that sum of his friends knew n asked him if they could watch me give him a bj lol

42. Have you ever consciously abstained from sex? yes

43. Most attractive celebrity? 8xl16bGvI1rc4xsyo1_500.jpg

44. Share experiences where a partner has approached you unaware wanting sex? Whenever Im trying on outfits like that got annoying. One time he’d just gotten out of the shower n silently approached me from behind in the kitchen (n scared the sh*t outta me) didnt say a word. A funny one i feel is worth mentioning is when Id wake up in the middle of the night still in a sleepy daze n hed jus roll on top of me lol

45. Do you get turned on by seeing your own naked body in the mirror? Sometimes

46. Have you done anything sexual in a public place? yess

47. What is the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in one day? More than 10, he called in sick so worth it lol

48. Have you ever had a threesome? If so, with 2 girls? 2 guys? or a guy and a girl? Yes, pass on the other questions

49. What is the fastest way to make you horny? Write me a cheque of $100 000

50. Have you ever made a sex tape? There was an instance where my friends had alerted me that there was one floating around our circle of mutual friends. At first it was jus vague rumours (none of which i believed) til the jerk showed it to a couple of my friend’s boyfriends. I got the cops involved n that was that. He tried to contact me n apologise for months after. idgaf

51. Name at least 5 fictional characters that you think would be good in bed:

Vergil (DMC3)
Sephiroth (FFVII Crisis Core)
Dante (DMC3)
Alucard (Hellsing ULTIMATE)
Seijuro Hiko (Rurouni Kenshin)
Nakago (Fushigi Yuugi)

52. Name 3 of your favourite kinks: I’ll just mention one - getting spanked haha

53. Name 2 things your partner does that turns you on (that you haven’t already mentioned): 1.When they cook for me 2. When they whisper ugh f**k under their breath.. 3. When they’re under the shower- their chest/abs/back muscles under the steamy water- i aint letting that go to waste..

54. If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list? Strip poker. Dno how to play tho so maybe Strip Go-Fish haha

55. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? can be found in the bathroom

56. What is something your partner asks you to do for them on a regular basis before sex? a brief(depending on my mood) strip tease or the classic “babe come here lets watch a movie” lol

57. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? hah all the time. I only ever wear a top n panties around my place nyway. But when guys are over (that arent my bf) the clothes are on.

58. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? yes

59. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Laser. Doesn’t grow back; easier to maintain esp for my modelling

60. Do you ever just play with your boobs, d**k etc.? During that time of the month, my breasts swell up 2 cup sizes. They feel extremely tender n sensitive to touch to the point where my entire body feels the same but ugh they jus look n feel so much bigger/heavier I cant help but play with em in the mirror, its like a temporary boob job

61. Do you have any nicknames for your partner? ofc.bt “Daddy” seems to really turn on the guys dno y

62. Did answering any of these questions turn you on at all? a couple

[Michael Swayne]

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? I don't know. Couch, I guess.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was okay, because I didn't go into it with any expectations.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Balthier or Bayonetta
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: gifs or adult situations - the repetition
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a sewer, kind of obvious
6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: tumblr is a strange place
7: How are you after a really good f$%k? Quiet
8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? My penis works, so...yeah.
9: Tell me your wettest dream? I'm not letting my first warning on this site be because of this thread.
10: Top or bottom? I'm versatile
11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? Both, I'm not picky
12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? No
13: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Sing parodies of songs that I've written myself, then post them to my Facebook page.
14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My Shake Weight
15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I've never had a significant other, so...
16: Are you a touchy feel person? If you touch me, I feel you. Or I punch you. Take your pick.
17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls? I don't know.
18: Does a massage get you wet? I've never gotten one that has, so...
19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.
20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Hehehe... I don't think I need to answer this one.
21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? No, if they did, they might not like what I do to them in return.
22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? Yes.
23: What do you wear when you go to bed? Nowadays, full-on pajama set. I'm not letting any young wandering eyes see what I have underneath.
24: Biggest turn on: I don't know.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: When you're riding a bike. It is kind of painful.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: It helps.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: I'll tell you when I actually have one.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: When it starts hurting.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: That was quite a mouthful.
30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? I look great in what I wear riding my bike. They don't have to wear anything.
31: Have you ever been called a tease? I haven't. It took me a few years to figure out what that meant, though.
32: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are ****in" ask nicely
33: What your favorite part of your body: I don't think I can give you the answer you're looking for.
34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] >
35: What do you wear to bed? Tonight I'll be wearing a white T-shirt and some shorts.
36: When was the last time you masturbated: Last night.
37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Pictures, yes. Video, not anymore.
38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? No, but I wouldn't object to it. As long as there aren't any ants around.
39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? Yes, I have. It was freezing outside, and my hands felt as if they were going to freeze off. And no other method was working at raising their temperature.
40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? No, but I wouldn't object to it. As long as there aren't any ants around. Seriously.
41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? I haven't used music.
42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No, not to my knowledge.
43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I don't care, as long as they aren't EVERYWHERE.
44: Does size really matter to you? Hmm, I need more experience to answer this one.
45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? I have Cookie Clicker bookmarked.
46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Toys, no. A pump purchased in a moment of insecurity, no comment.
47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Of course. As long as I get access to their's.
48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No. They can suggest all they want.
49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? As long as I get paid, and it's safe, I don't care which.
50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? I don't kiss. It's kind of a rule with me.
51: Do you like to have phone sex? No, because I hate talking on the phone. Sexting, though, can be fun.
52: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Yes, as long as I am not riding my bike that day.
53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Yes.
54: Booty or Boobs? Neither.
55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? It doesn't have a name.
56: Have you ever been on an official date? Actually, no, I haven't.
57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, I haven't. Cheating is one thing I won't forgive, and I would never forgive myself if I cheated on someone.
58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes.
59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? That's the dream, isn't it?
60: Have you ever been to a strip club? No.
61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? I'm a nice boy.
62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Um...there's a choice?
63: Shower or bath while having sex? Neither, yet. Shower time is my time to myself.
64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I don't want any lazy Susan's or limp noodles with me.
65: Love or Money? Por qué no los dos?
66: Have you been caught having sex? No.
67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Yes.
68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Both.
69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? If you pull mine, you better have enough on your head for me to rip out, because I'm not that kind of person.
70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Ask first.
71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? The way some people handle an "analog stick".
72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? I don't know.
73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? Tighter shirts than normal. Shorts that end above my knees. Things that show off my assets.
74: Have you ever paid for sex? No, but only because I'm constantly broke.
75: Do you like kissing in public? I don't kiss. That's a no-no for me.

I'm not answering any more questions, until the OP answers them first.

And yes, by answering these questions, I guess you now know that I am no longer a virgin. A fact I've been quiet about for nearly ten months now.