No homo

[che]

I like passion as much as the next guy, but you know what I like more than passion? Making people know that I'm not ****ing gay. I don't wanna take the chance that someone might think I'm gay and go for the obviously pre-OK'd buttsex I just agreed to that comes when someone confirms you're gay.

If my wife ever tells me to come to bed, you know what bitch? I'm ****ing playing videogames. When was the last time a videogame ****ed another videogame in the ass? That's right. Never.

[loaf]

Oh I'm pretty sure Warcraft ****ed Command n Conquer in it's ass when they were first being released.

[Clint]

Aw shit! Homo butt sex!

Yeah man, if you don't tell somebody that you aren't gay, they're just going to assume that you are gay, and proceed to have homo butt sex with you. It's a rough world, except if you use lube.

[che]

Oh I'm pretty sure Warcraft ****ed Command n Conquer in it's ass when they were first being released.

Command and Conquer was already ****ed before World of Warcraft even came out. Totally irrelevant.

[nickness89]

Wow, this is hilarious

Don't worry, I don't force butt-sex on anyone. But yeah, there a loads of other gay guys that are too promiscuous for their own good.

It's like they walk past any guy and just assume that they can touch them up, when I would just give a swift headbutt, even if I am gay.

Feminine fairy types p*ss the sh*t outta me !

[Phantom]

I like passion as much as the next guy, but you know what I like more than passion? Making people know that I'm not ****ing gay. I don't wanna take the chance that someone might think I'm gay and go for the obviously pre-OK'd buttsex I just agreed to that comes when someone confirms you're gay.

If my wife ever tells me to come to bed, you know what bitch? I'm ****ing playing videogames. When was the last time a videogame ****ed another videogame in the ass? That's right. Never.

Well, here's some advice coming from a gay men like me, if you go around saying to people "I'm not gay!" or "No homo" then people will think your in denial. It's just as annoying as straight guys saying crap like: "I have a girlfriend" or "My wife and I do this" or the classic " I cheated on my fgirlfriend with her sister" or some other crazy s*** like that.


Oh, and as for the "buttsex" line, I would like to quote something I believe Justin from Queer as Folk once said: "There's Nothing wrong with getting your butt fu****".


It's actually enjoyable

[Furore]

I like people having that mildly homophobic seeming outlook these days. They tend to be the same ones you can bait into attacking first through gay slurs to fulfil the self defense clause obligations security guards have here some of the time.

Funnily enough, most gay guys I know stick to picking up at gay clubs any night bar straight night.

[AshNStuff]

I like passion as much as the next guy, but you know what I like more than passion? Making people know that I'm not ****ing gay. I don't wanna take the chance that someone might think I'm gay and go for the obviously pre-OK'd buttsex I just agreed to that comes when someone confirms you're gay.

If my wife ever tells me to come to bed, you know what bitch? I'm ****ing playing videogames. When was the last time a videogame ****ed another videogame in the ass? That's right. Never.

Oh come on, I saw you with that leather'd up freak last night. Denial is part of the process, so you're doing very well!

[che]

Oh come on, I saw you with that leather'd up freak last night. Denial is part of the process, so you're doing very well!

I WAS the "leather'd up freak" you speak of, the person I was with was naked. Also, how does that make me gay?

[AshNStuff]

I WAS the "leather'd up freak" you speak of, the person I was with was naked. Also, how does that make me gay?

oh.. you and I both know what you did..

[Pete]

I like people having that mildly homophobic seeming outlook these days. They tend to be the same ones you can bait into attacking first through gay slurs to fulfil the self defense clause obligations security guards have here some of the time.

Real life trolling is FAAAAAAAAABULOUS.

And che, why would your wife **** you in the ass? Isn't that something you would've known about before putting a ring on it?

As for the whole being gay and buttsex thing, whatever floats your boat. I'm not gay, nor do I want anything up my butt; if that's your thing, yknow, you just gotta do you... and not me... in the butt.

[NikkiLinkle]

I remember in high school about 1 year after my FIRST boyfriend, Matt and I broke up, he and I still hung out together in the same social group and at that point we all thought he may be gay or bi, because EVERY time anything gay was mentioned, he'd be all defensive.

This one time, we were all camping at a place with a swimming hole and one of our other friends, Sheepie, mentioned to me and the others, that whilst we were all swimming, Matt was trying to rub him up on the leg. Then later on, Matt said that it was Sheepie who was trying to rub HIM up on the leg.

The moral of this story is... that Matt is now bisexual.

[Furore]

Real life trolling is FAAAAAAAAABULOUS.

I hate having to resort to it tbh, but depending on the site, we literally have no real right to do anything unless either the person attacks us, our property or other people. Thankfully the Enclosed Land Act gives us power on some sites, not the open ones though. Which really does make things like the homophobia present in much of the population (certainly the portion into causing trouble) quite beneficial to me. I feel bad for the gays, but at least someone gets something out of the hate.

[nickness89]

I feel bad for the gays, but at least someone gets something out of the hate.

Who gets someting out of homophobia?

And what do they get?

[Unknown Entity]

If my wife ever tells me to come to bed, you know what bitch? I'm ****ing playing videogames. When was the last time a videogame ****ed another videogame in the ass? That's right. Never.

Does that mean your wife has a penis?

I actually find it funny (not the "ha ha" funny, by the way) when a straight guy pulls the "no homo" line. Why does it have to be homo in the first place? No one really cares.

As for butt smex, go for it. Just don't ask me, unless you enjoy rejection.

[che]

Does that mean your wife has a penis?

I actually find it funny (not the "ha ha" funny, by the way) when a straight guy pulls the "no homo" line. Why does it have to be homo in the first place? No one really cares.

As for butt smex, go for it. Just don't ask me, unless you enjoy rejection.

Haha, that's what I was getting at in the OP. It's like people have to exclaim no homo just to prove a point that they aren't "homo", when it doesn't really matter. I find it funny, but in the haha way. Because it's so ridiculous.

Ah, my drunken satirical posts. <3 you all.

[Furore]

Who gets someting out of homophobia?

And what do they get?

Security guards. On some open sites we may not be able to touch someone unless they commit assault (different laws apply to different situations). In these cases if the client wants them gone, a guard can bait them into attacking first and then it falls under self defence. So having people homophobic gives us something to bait them with. If they're touchy about a relative, you can use that. The trouble is that some people *know* we can't touch them so you've really got to get on their nerves to get them swinging. In short, we get a punch thrown our way which in turn leads to us being legally allowed to swat the little homophobic prick.

[Pete]

Security guards. On some open sites we may not be able to touch someone unless they commit assault (different laws apply to different situations). In these cases if the client wants them gone, a guard can bait them into attacking first and then it falls under self defence. So having people homophobic gives us something to bait them with. If they're touchy about a relative, you can use that. The trouble is that some people *know* we can't touch them so you've really got to get on their nerves to get them swinging. In short, we get a punch thrown our way which in turn leads to us being legally allowed to swat the little homophobic prick.

And isn't that the same thing as trolling?

No homo

[Furore]

Did I ever say it wasn't? XD
I said I don't like to resort to it, but sometimes it's a good tool. We actually get taught that when training.