No homo

[che]

Does that mean your wife has a penis?

I actually find it funny (not the "ha ha" funny, by the way) when a straight guy pulls the "no homo" line. Why does it have to be homo in the first place? No one really cares.

As for butt smex, go for it. Just don't ask me, unless you enjoy rejection.

Haha, that's what I was getting at in the OP. It's like people have to exclaim no homo just to prove a point that they aren't "homo", when it doesn't really matter. I find it funny, but in the haha way. Because it's so ridiculous.

Ah, my drunken satirical posts. <3 you all.