Forgive the format, but it's the easiest way for me to recall anecdotes. This one happened like, three days ago so I chose it, but I'm like Michael Cera and Jessie Eisenberg put together, so my life is essentially one giant awkward parade.

>Raining rather hard outdoors
>Still like 90 degrees inside
>In response, I am shirtless
>Car honks outside
>What
>I live in the middle of nowhere
>Move to check the window
>It's two of my friends, one of which is a rather attractive female, waiting in friend A's car
>Realize I am standing in window shirtless
>****
>Retreat and don shirt
>Walk outside to see what's up
>As soon as my foot contacts the ground I slip and slide on my back for like four feet
>Lie in the mud allowing my shame to consume me
>Female Friend steps out of car
>"You alright? We were heading out to the card shop if you want to go."
>Oh, maybe this won't be the worst moment of my lif-
>"DUDE YOU HAVE NICE NIPS" - Friend A
>"I'm busy see you guys later"