One night, whilst working at Logan's RoadHouse, a lady came in. She was a regular or whatever. And the weekend "thing" in my hood is to "barhop" from like the sports bar to the other sports bar to where my Ex works to O'Charley's & then Logan's. So chickadee was already trashed when she came in and sat down at the bar.

She had a couple or 3 drinks and goes to the bathroom... Comes back and sits back down at the bar. Except she was missing a thing or 2..

Her pants & undies.

Yep. She only had on like her jacket & tank top underneath. And sat herself buck ass naked at the bar. Not sure how it got handled 'cuz I never worked up in the bar. I didn't like it up there. heh.