What are they?

Mine is probably my freshman year of high school... I was going to the Christian school and we had to wear Khaki pants. I started my period one day at school during Biology and didn't know until I'd gone to the bathroom (back then I never got like PMS or cramps or symptoms of any kind). Kids were like "Do you need a tissue?" and I had no clue what they were talking about. It was really bad. None of the teachers would let me go home even though I walked to school everyday, so I was stuck wearing my backpack with the strap all the way out so that it would cover my ass.

Then, in 2006, when I worked at a LongJohn Silver's in AZ, I was... Um.. Yeah effed up, but on what, I won't say. I was working the drive thru as well as taking inside orders, and dishing & bagging the dine in & to-go orders as they came up by myself. It was pretty busy for just me by myself. Anyway, so I'm taking this person's order and being all enthusiastic "Yes sir! What else can I get for you sir!" and each time I said it, the person would say "Ma'am. I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am", but being in the state I was in and being as busy as I was, I -never- caught her say that until the end of the order. And because everyone working was required to wear headsets, they -all- heard it and were dying laughing at me. I felt soooo bad.

I can't think of anything else really, though I'm sure there's more. I guess maybe one morning after I switched to public school, I'd been completely stoned and had done a couple of shots of vodka or something before I got on the bus. I went to 1st period - Spanish class and went straight to sleep with my legs tucked underneath me in my seat. Of course my feet & ankles fell asleep.

So when the bell rang, I grabbed my backpack (with all my books in it, which weighed probably 40 lbs) and tried to ignore my feet being asleep... As soon as I took a step forward, I fell over & landed on my side. My ankles just gave out. I laughed it off though. XD