"Holy shit, fourteen hours of labour..."
"Honey, we need to talk."
"What is it?"
"I'M GHEI, KTHNXBAI."

Actually, even though Draco didn't word it in the best way possible, it happens. I've known a lot of people with a gay or lesbian parent... only having discovered this later on in live, of course. I think it's a good thing in some cases, albeit, at first a little embarrassing for the person who's wife or husband is gay. The reason I'm bringing this up is for the next paragraph.

Although I think the most disturbing story I ever heard was of a couple who were VERY Christian, not just Christian, but suffocatingly conversion types. The husband decided he was a bisexual trangender. What was even more disturbing was that despite the wife not being attracted to women, she agreed to stay with her husband.
Now if that whole story ain't irony, I don't know what is.

For the record, I'm not a homophobe and I don't discourage homosexuals at all. There's just some stories that are pretty out-there and pretty "woah."

I think Palazzo holds a point, too, though. I bet they were doing a lot more than just kissing. Surely this shit doesn't get fuelled by just a supposed peck on the lips.