Kids are not adorable

[Block]

Some kids are cute. Like Bradgelina's baby. But most babies are fugly as all get out. Example:

[loaf]

Block are you reading my mind? I was just talking about this.

I saw this pic, someone was like, OMG ADORABLE!

I really looked at the pic and I came to a conclusion that she was not adorable.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I was once told that babies look like little blobs of shit. Actually, I said that. (Trying to quote "Babies are little blobs of flesh that eventually form into whatever person they're going to become," but I didn't get that far.)

I think babies are generally not cute until they get past the newborn stage. Like, a few months old at least, when they start to smile and stuff. Before that, they just kinda stare at you and cry if they're hungry. Then, unless they're bastards, most kids are cute until they become teenagers. No offense, teenagers! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[che]

I bet Tele was the sexiest, manliest baby of all time.

[Block]

I bet Pete was born with a beard.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I bet you both looked like little blobs of shit Nah, I kid, I kid <3

I was born with a beer in my hand. If I could, I would find the picture. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[che]

I bet you both looked like little blobs of shit Nah, I kid, I kid <3

I was born with a beer in my hand. If I could, I would find the picture. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

I bet Pete was born with a beard.

This was pete as a kid:

[Unknown Entity]

Some kids are cute. Like Bradgelina's baby. But most babies are fugly as all get out. Example:

That baby just saw your face. <3


Kids are adorable. Looks aside, they come out with the cutest, funniest and weirdest things sometimes. There's a Cow and Gate advert on tv which never fails to make me laugh, and it has different babies laughing, and they're the funniest laughs ever. xD

Some babies have a face only a mum would love, true. xD

[Clint]

Newborn babies might not be the best looking group of people, but I'd rather have sex with them than have sex with Hitler.

[Dodie16]

Babies are adorable, and they use peoples' weaknesses to all things cute to their own advantages. Just look at this widdle face!



How can you possibly ever say "no" to a little angel like that?

Good for you Block and other forum people who think babies aren't adorable. You have effectively set up your own personal defenses against the tiny terrors never-ending onslaught of cuteness. As for the rest of us who are in the "D'awww, lookit da cute behbeh!" camp....


(Added music for suspenseful emphasis)

Pray for us. We need all the help we can get.

[Block]

Pray for us. We need all the help we can get.

Consider yourself prayed for.

Me and my nephew.

[Rocky]

forget babies, how can you resist Block's babyface?! Dayyum I think he's better at it then his nephew!

[Tiffany]

Disliked newborns until I had my own, now I love them. Disliked babies until I had my own, now I love them. Disliked toddlers until I had my own, now I love them.

Catch the trend?

I think my kid is the shiznit, but that's cuz she's mine and I'm damn proud of her. I am not too out of it though to think that everyone else shares my viewpoint.

[Pete]

Disliked newborns until I had my own, now I love them. Disliked babies until I had my own, now I love them. Disliked toddlers until I had my own, now I love them.

Catch the trend?

Girls like babies?


I'm largely indifferent about kids. They can be cute as hell, when they want to be, and then they can be pure evil. All I know is that I don't want one of my own anytime soon.

And I was born with a beard AND a flannel jacket. Get it right, guys.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Girls like babies?

To be honest, I think I'd be happy to be a father. Money would probably be an issue right now, but I remember recently having a dream where some girl had my child and I didn't even know who she was. That was a little disconcerting... but I was happy that I had a kid!

It'd probably be in everyone's best interest if that didn't happen right now, though. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Tiffany]

Girls like babies?

Before Claire? Hell NO. Now I am totally a part of the stereotype.

[Tallulah]

I'm at an age where all my friends are having babies. I must admit I am kind of jealous, but I'm not sure whether I would want that sort of commitment. My boyfriend certainly doesn't want kids, so that's fine with me.

Naaaah, I would rather bug my mum to knit the new babies some blankets... ^_^

[Lily]

Ehhhhh I dont see the facination with babies and why it turns some people to gibbering DAWWWWW ISNT S/HE CUUUUTE *squish squish squish*

Ehhhhh no

I freeze when people come at me with baby pics.. (or worse still, an atual baby) and expect me to want to look through a MOUNTAIN of pictures. Yes. very nice.

they give me the heebie jeebies.

[OceanEyes28]

I freeze when people come at me with baby pics.. (or worse still, an atual baby) and expect me to want to look through a MOUNTAIN of pictures. Yes. very nice.

Haha. Yeah, that's usually pretty uncomfortable. It happened to me recently. This girl was showing me pictures of a baby I do not know, nor do I know the parents. And it was supposedly the cutest baby of all time, and she WAS adorable, but I don't know that baby and it looks like every other baby.

I don't dislike babies and I'll play with one if he or she is a cool baby. Babies who are there to hang out... I like those babies.




babies.

[AshNStuff]

No, I don't think babies are cute. Very rarely do I think so.
I never want kids!!!

[che]

No, I don't think babies are cute. Very rarely do I think so.
I never want kids!!!

STL? As in Saint Louis? You're gonna have kids. And about six of them. DEAL WITH IT.

[AshNStuff]

STL? As in Saint Louis? You're gonna have kids. And about six of them. DEAL WITH IT.

Nope, I aborted all 6 of em already.

[Clint]

Nope, I aborted all 6 of em already.

You aborted all six of them? By yourself? Aw man, I bet that really ****ed up your uterus.

You should have probably just went to an abortion clinic. You don't want to risk internal injury. You can't put a Band-Aid on internal wounds. The adhesive wouldn't stick to the liquid your body produces. And that's a fact. And I would know. I eat Band-Aids all the time.

[AshNStuff]

You aborted all six of them? By yourself? Aw man, I bet that really ****ed up your uterus.

You should have probably just went to an abortion clinic. You don't want to risk internal injury. You can't put a Band-Aid on internal wounds. The adhesive wouldn't stick to the liquid your body produces. And that's a fact. And I would know. I eat Band-Aids all the time.

oh well actually the first band-aid I tried it sticked! I super-glued that bitch.

[che]

oh well actually the first band-aid I tried it sticked! I super-glued that bitch.

Should have duct taped it.

[AshNStuff]

Should have duct taped it.

that's how I got pregnant in the first place!

[Rocky]

since when does duct tape have male reproductive organs and the ability to impregnate a human woman?

[AshNStuff]

since when does duct tape have male reproductive organs and the ability to impregnate a human woman?

ever since that one night...

[Cereal~Killer]

Screw kids! I once had a little girl tell me "You need a better face!" I always felt I was ugly and to have even a little girl notice it, it made me feel bad.

[Lily]

Screw kids! I once had a little girl tell me "You need a better face!" I always felt I was ugly and to have even a little girl notice it, it made me feel bad.

My little girl likes to tell me when I have bad hair/look like shite.

She told me I was an amazing singer the other day... I can't sing for shit. I think she may have already mastered being a smart arse ):