I was once told that babies look like little blobs of shit. Actually, I said that. (Trying to quote "Babies are little blobs of flesh that eventually form into whatever person they're going to become," but I didn't get that far.)

I think babies are generally not cute until they get past the newborn stage. Like, a few months old at least, when they start to smile and stuff. Before that, they just kinda stare at you and cry if they're hungry. Then, unless they're bastards, most kids are cute until they become teenagers. No offense, teenagers! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom