Once, a delivery guy handed me a box and the back of his hand touched my boob. I've never seen a guy so apologetic, I almost laughed out loud. I knew it was an accident, and said it was okay. His fault for making a lady carry boxes, and my fault for sticking it to that helpless chick stereotype and lifting boxes. Idk.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately without consent. Rolo, my dog did once I guess, when I was doing the dishes. Just jumped right up at me. Paws hit ass cheeks. I screamed so loud, I frightened him away. It was just shock, haha.

It's looks I get mostly that I don't like. I have a large ass. I carry my weight in my ass area. And people notice, even when they don't mean to. Everyone has looked at boobs in a low cut top before, and women know how easy it is to catch someone looking at their chest puppies. It's the same with my ass. I can literally feel people looking at it. My brother nearly jumped out of a car to punch someone when he caught them checking it out. The day I was proposed to, some guy yelled out what a fine ass I had to a busy street. My reaction was an awkward laugh and a "get me the fuck out of here" look to the then boyfriend. He was falling over himself drunk, but I didn't feel that was an excuse to be such a dickhead.

Then there was that time on Xbox One launch day. Sold one to a guy who worked down the road. I knew he liked me, just got the vibe from him. He had a stutter too, and it was hardly there with any of my colleagues, but couldn't get a word out when he was talking to me. Anyway, he bought the console and asked me to hold it for his mother to pick up because he didn't want to take it to work with him. When his mother came in, she asked me out for him, saying "That's a shame. You have good hips and could bear me healthy grandchildren" when I told her I was already taken. Uh. Thanks, but no thanks? His mum couldn't carry it away with her, so he came back after his shift to pick it up and said "I hope she didn't say anything to embarrass me!" "Uhm. She kinda did. But it's cool, she embarrassed me too." Never saw Mr Stutter again. XD

I'm very self conscious and have social anxiety really, and I blame my ass for all of it. If I could get an ass reduction tomorrow, I'd do it.