If there is a thread about breasts then I am making one about NUTS!

[seanb]

sometimes I like to wrap my nuts around my willy to make it look like a burger

[RamesesII]

Nobbys nuts are my favourite

I like Nobbys nuts in my mouth

I am sure Nobby likes that you like his nuts too.

I love Nobbys nuts especially the flavoured coated peanuts absolutely brilliant.

Roasted cashews are my favourite but cashews in general are the bomb, I also enjoy peanuts coated in just about anything, walnuts, pecans, macadamias on the odd occasion.
Almonds as well, oh and can't forget about Pistachios.

I despise Brazil nuts or as the Brazilians call them.. nuts.

[Pete]

Funny story, yesterday at work, I had to pick up two large, black nuts, used to anchor down a sign for a new mall being constructed. Note, the inspector at this site is a really cool black dude, named Dave. The nuts were gonna be tested to make sure they wouldn't shear the bolts, or some such nonsense. The guy testing them, Tom, is kind of a douche.

I get back to the office, with the nuts, and say "Tom said he wanted Dave's big black nuts," and left them on the table.

It got a good laugh from everyone.