Quote Originally Posted by Govinda View Post
If this was a campaign to get her on the Jeremy Kyle Show I might join in. All she needs is a crack habit and she's a sure winner.

Your intentions cannot be pure.
Your pessimism turns me on. Like a sexkettle.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (that's the sound of the kettles.)

In any case, feel bad for the girl, but really? She's already been on Maury. And he's like the cute grandpa you always wanted. Good luck to that girl and I hope they find out what's up with her, but I can't see Oprah helping all that much.