Help Lizzie get on Oprah!!!

[rockguitarist89123]

If this was a campaign to get her on the Jeremy Kyle Show I might join in. All she needs is a crack habit and she's a sure winner.

Your intentions cannot be pure.

That last comment was unecessary, just like the one I am posting now. (hypcrite/fail)

Anyways, this is the kind of thing that makes me not even care anymore. Ok, my intentions are not pure based on the surefire evidence that you have presented before you. I'm practically a salesman right? I'm helping a girl that lives a few hours away that I do not know. My closest relation to her is a friend that goes to school with her and is one of her friends.

So, yes based on this, you are correct. My intentions are definitely vile and evil. I am the next Hitler and Stalin combined in one synonomous being. And being such a huge fan of Oprah(sarcasm) and of her weight problems that seem to stir up the world news media, I hope to go on the show with her as an unknown anonymous bigot that knows nothing except that my intentions are unpure because I was told they were so by yourself. Thanks.