The Glass is Half Empty/Full

[OceanEyes28]

If it's a good cup of coffee or tea, or a pint of nice beer, my attitude will be, "Half full! Excellent!"

If it's a glass of milk (I'm lactose intolerant) or a bowel cleanse or something, it'll be more like, "Half full..... goddamnit."

I'd say I'm more of a half full kind of a person than half empty, but you don't always get a glass of lemonade. Sometimes it's piss.

....I use my optimism with discretion.

EDIT: @Che: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck