Girls vs. Guys

**Sasquatch** · 07-27-2010, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Anachlirium

I like the part where I have titties.

I like that part, too. Or ... those parts? Either way.

But I do like the fact that I don't. They're great, but I wouldn't want to carry them around all the time.

I mean, they're really great.

Really, really great.

Hmmmmmm ...

Huh, wha? Oh. Anyway.

A big thing I like is that, being a man, less is expected of me in the looks department. That's why we can take ten minutes to wake up, shower, shave, and be out the door. If I don't shave my face for a few days, I get a gruff, scruffy look, and I'm no less attractive -- possibly even more attractive (if that's even possible

). Or I could mold my facial hair into different designs -- the goatee, the mustache, the flavor saver, the thigh tickler, the mutton chops, whichever. But if a woman doesn't shave her legs for a few days and tries to show them off? There's quite a bit of difference between leg hair and facial hair, but women are not granted nearly as much liberty as men are in their hair endeavors.

Head hair is somewhat similar. Well, let's just discuss the head in general. Most guys keep short hair because it's easy to work with -- I don't have to brush my hair, I don't have to comb it, I don't have to worry about it getting "frizzy", none of that. And makeup? No way.

Is it because guys don't need as much attention to feel special? Because guys don't care as much? Or are dudes just too lazy to put the effort into looking good like women do?

**che** · 07-27-2010, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

I like that part, too. Or ... those parts? Either way.

But I do like the fact that I don't. They're great, but I wouldn't want to carry them around all the time.

I mean, they're really great.

Really, really great.

Hmmmmmm ...

Huh, wha? Oh. Anyway.

A big thing I like is that, being a man, less is expected of me in the looks department. That's why we can take ten minutes to wake up, shower, shave, and be out the door. If I don't shave my face for a few days, I get a gruff, scruffy look, and I'm no less attractive -- possibly even more attractive (if that's even possible

). Or I could mold my facial hair into different designs -- the goatee, the mustache, the flavor saver, the thigh tickler, the mutton chops, whichever. But if a woman doesn't shave her legs for a few days and tries to show them off? There's quite a bit of difference between leg hair and facial hair, but women are not granted nearly as much liberty as men are in their hair endeavors.

Head hair is somewhat similar. Well, let's just discuss the head in general. Most guys keep short hair because it's easy to work with -- I don't have to brush my hair, I don't have to comb it, I don't have to worry about it getting "frizzy", none of that. And makeup? No way.

Is it because guys don't need as much attention to feel special? Because guys don't care as much? Or are dudes just too lazy to put the effort into looking good like women do?

Women don't have to put in effort to look attractive, but they do have to put in effort to conform to society's definition of "beautiful". I go for the natural beauty, though, because I'm awesome and I know what's up.

**Gau** · 07-27-2010, 04:29 PM

Heheh, I have to admit, the whole "men are dumb" wild card does work. Any of you old enough to have watched this show, remember what Bill Cosby said in his stand-up entitled, "Bill Cosby: Himself"; "Men are dumb, but we are not dumb." Lol, I love that part

**Tiffany** · 07-27-2010, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by chad

Women don't have to put in effort to look attractive, but they do have to put in effort to conform to society's definition of "beautiful". I go for the natural beauty, though, because I'm awesome and I know what's up.

Truth!

Well, for women anyways. Yay for natural beauty! I am not a natural beauty.

You'd all screech for sheer horror if you saw me when I first woke up!!