Girls vs. Guys

[Tiffany]

Yes Tiffany but can you be as discrete as this?

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Hidden public urination.... really?

Oh my god, you need to warn me before I click on links like that. I nearly spurted my coffee all over my laptop screen!

They DO say that necessity is the mother of invention....

[Gau]

Men have a one track mind. That is not a bad thing. We care about the facts. We have a quest, did we achieve it? success or fail? That is all we care about. It makes things simple. Women care about the in-depth details. I think my brain would hurt if I worried about the details all the time.

[che]

Men have a one track mind. That is not a bad thing. We care about the facts. We have a quest, did we achieve it? success or fail? That is all we care about. It makes things simple. Women care about the in-depth details. I think my brain would hurt if I worried about the details all the time.

I find this very offensive.

[Tiffany]

I find this very offensive.

Truth hurts?

























Kidding!!!!

[che]

Damn you Tiffany!

[Sasquatch]

Men have a one track mind. That is not a bad thing. We care about the facts. We have a quest, did we achieve it? success or fail? That is all we care about. It makes things simple. Women care about the in-depth details. I think my brain would hurt if I worried about the details all the time.

Man's translation:

I have a quest. That quest is to sleep with that good-looking girl over there.

Did I achieve it? Did I achieve it 100%, or did I have to fall back on taking her fat friend home?

What went right or wrong? How can I improve what went wrong so I can sleep with the hottie next time? How can I sustain what went right?

See, we care about facts, too.

[che]

Man's translation:

I have a quest. That quest is to sleep with that good-looking girl over there.

Did I achieve it? Did I achieve it 100%, or did I have to fall back on taking her fat friend home?

What went right or wrong? How can I improve what went wrong so I can sleep with the hottie next time? How can I sustain what went right?

See, we care about facts, too.

Good work Sasquatch. Good hustle and cleanup on that mess.

[Tiffany]

Man's translation:

I have a quest. That quest is to sleep with that good-looking girl over there.

Did I achieve it? Did I achieve it 100%, or did I have to fall back on taking her fat friend home?

What went right or wrong? How can I improve what went wrong so I can sleep with the hottie next time? How can I sustain what went right?

See, we care about facts, too.

Well played, Sasquatch... well played.

[Gau]

Geez, what I wrote taken totally out of context....sorry I offended and thnx for the save apparently Sasquatch. Wow...

[ChloChloAriadne]

I like the part where I have titties.

[Sasquatch]

I like the part where I have titties.

I like that part, too. Or ... those parts? Either way.

But I do like the fact that I don't. They're great, but I wouldn't want to carry them around all the time.

I mean, they're really great.

Really, really great.

Hmmmmmm ...

Huh, wha? Oh. Anyway.

A big thing I like is that, being a man, less is expected of me in the looks department. That's why we can take ten minutes to wake up, shower, shave, and be out the door. If I don't shave my face for a few days, I get a gruff, scruffy look, and I'm no less attractive -- possibly even more attractive (if that's even possible ). Or I could mold my facial hair into different designs -- the goatee, the mustache, the flavor saver, the thigh tickler, the mutton chops, whichever. But if a woman doesn't shave her legs for a few days and tries to show them off? There's quite a bit of difference between leg hair and facial hair, but women are not granted nearly as much liberty as men are in their hair endeavors.

Head hair is somewhat similar. Well, let's just discuss the head in general. Most guys keep short hair because it's easy to work with -- I don't have to brush my hair, I don't have to comb it, I don't have to worry about it getting "frizzy", none of that. And makeup? No way.

Is it because guys don't need as much attention to feel special? Because guys don't care as much? Or are dudes just too lazy to put the effort into looking good like women do?

[che]

I like that part, too. Or ... those parts? Either way.

But I do like the fact that I don't. They're great, but I wouldn't want to carry them around all the time.

I mean, they're really great.

Really, really great.

Hmmmmmm ...

Huh, wha? Oh. Anyway.

A big thing I like is that, being a man, less is expected of me in the looks department. That's why we can take ten minutes to wake up, shower, shave, and be out the door. If I don't shave my face for a few days, I get a gruff, scruffy look, and I'm no less attractive -- possibly even more attractive (if that's even possible ). Or I could mold my facial hair into different designs -- the goatee, the mustache, the flavor saver, the thigh tickler, the mutton chops, whichever. But if a woman doesn't shave her legs for a few days and tries to show them off? There's quite a bit of difference between leg hair and facial hair, but women are not granted nearly as much liberty as men are in their hair endeavors.

Head hair is somewhat similar. Well, let's just discuss the head in general. Most guys keep short hair because it's easy to work with -- I don't have to brush my hair, I don't have to comb it, I don't have to worry about it getting "frizzy", none of that. And makeup? No way.

Is it because guys don't need as much attention to feel special? Because guys don't care as much? Or are dudes just too lazy to put the effort into looking good like women do?

Women don't have to put in effort to look attractive, but they do have to put in effort to conform to society's definition of "beautiful". I go for the natural beauty, though, because I'm awesome and I know what's up.

[Gau]

Heheh, I have to admit, the whole "men are dumb" wild card does work. Any of you old enough to have watched this show, remember what Bill Cosby said in his stand-up entitled, "Bill Cosby: Himself"; "Men are dumb, but we are not dumb." Lol, I love that part

[Tiffany]

Women don't have to put in effort to look attractive, but they do have to put in effort to conform to society's definition of "beautiful". I go for the natural beauty, though, because I'm awesome and I know what's up.

Truth!

Well, for women anyways. Yay for natural beauty! I am not a natural beauty. You'd all screech for sheer horror if you saw me when I first woke up!!

[Xithor]

Truth!

Well, for women anyways. Yay for natural beauty! I am not a natural beauty. You'd all screech for sheer horror if you saw me when I first woke up!!

There is not a girl in the world that wouldn't say that about themselves, even when they are pretty, so I'll call your bluff Tiffany . One thing that I'll add about us guys:

We age very nicely, get more "distinguished" or wtv lol

[sayian]

EASY.... chiks,, its waay more awesome bein a guy. my homies up there already said it all.. i mean show me a chik that can pee while walking and not get wet...lol jk.. not really