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Firefighters are generally in shape. I like hawt bods. And then you know they're ****ing nice too, they save lives. But they're not so nice that they're annoyingly sensitive, because they bust down ****ing doors and save your cat.
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What's so sexy about firefighters? Is that a global stereotype or just an American thing? A question for the dudes, did you ever want to be a firefighter just to get laid all the time?
CPC8: Makin' it happen.Originally Posted by Alisyn
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Firefighters are generally in shape. I like hawt bods. And then you know they're ****ing nice too, they save lives. But they're not so nice that they're annoyingly sensitive, because they bust down ****ing doors and save your cat.
Perfection.
I'm a combat Soldier with three tours and two Purple Hearts. Being a firefighter wouldn't help me. I don't pull the Soldier card or the Purple Heart card, but whenever the subject does come up ... as I said, being a firefighter wouldn't help me. I get laid with what I have more than I would as a firefighter.
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EDIT: Apparently this was "boasting" and "arrogant". Only to somebody that doesn't have anything that he could use to get laid, and thus resents those who do. As I said, it's not like I meet a girl and immediately bring up my service or awards, and it's not like I'm trying to find a mate over an anonymous internet video game forum (well, there is the one ...), so I don't really see how or why thinking I could boast and impress people in a topic about using things to get laid would in any way help. Apparently some people just aren't smart enough to show respect.
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What if they write poetry? Firefighters that write poetry? Hotter? Less hot?
CPC8: Makin' it happen.I can tell by looking at you right at this moment from the angle of through your window that you have nothing to be ashamed of
I think firefighters that write poetry might be the kryptonite to women. Look, he's even reading to children... /swoonmode: on
mel 1:32 AM
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It's definitely a global thing.
New Zealand Firefighters Calendar: supporting child cancer
^^ A link to an annual firepersons (because there are women in it too) calendar that raises money for child cancer.
The combination of sexy + saviour + danger + fire/heat + consideration of children = that's what does it.
Because erry-body likes a hot, buff, sweaty man.
I don't really see the big deal about firefighters. Sure, they're generally in pretty good shape, have the danger/risk factor, have the safety of others in their minds, etc... But quite honestly, I'd be happy with someone with a higher chance of coming home alive and safe after work.
Not to say I wouldn't date someone from a dangerous service, I just know I'd spend every waking hour that I'm not with them worried beyond belief lol.
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I've thought about a Firefighting Acad., but it requires a Paramedic Cert. or AS in many major cities. It also requires a schedule that needs to get used to. The FFEs (fire fighting essambles) and equipment are placed on within 7 seconds. That is the easy part. You just need to know if this is really your career.
I've looked at so many different things. I ended up going for something else. It was never to get laid. I've never looked into anything in order to get laid. That would be stupid, and you can get seriously hurt.
Some people like more of the teddy bear kind. That is a nice slang term meaning some women like a lower standard body because of who they are...just kidding.
Since it relates to this subject, it's not someone's body that first comes to mind. The first thing I look at on a woman is her teeth. She has to have a good row of teeth...no joking. Anne Hathaway is a great example. I wish more women had her set of teeth.
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Funny this came up.
Story tiimmee:
I was hanging out with my best friend not too long ago, and we decided to go to her ex boyfriends house (since we were already in the area) to say what's up.
We got there and we were playing Xbox etc. then out of no where he's like "yeah I decided I'm going to firefighter school, I have a class that starts next week.
My friend got all quiet and she looked pretty pissed off.
She responded: "oh okay cool" (she was obviously angry)
Him: what's wrong?
Her: nothing.
So when we left and were driving back home she was like: "I am so pissed"
Me: "You looked pretty pissed when he said that (???) "
Her: I always told him to become a firefighter and NOW he wants to, I always wanted to be with a guy who was a firefighter. Shit I could deal with the small d**k thing."
Me: "Really!?" O_O
Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care
hahah thats funny because for a second there I thought this thread was about you and not about firefighters, but then I read the thread title again and realized it was about firefighters, hahah.
just giving you crap but cool story nonetheless
Like I get what Che says because it makes perfect sense, but I always thought, why just firefighters? There are plenty of civil workers that deserve sexytime just as much as firefighters, like police officers, soldiers (though from the sounds of sasquatch he gets plenty), CIA agents, etc.
And yes, I have thought about becoming a firefighter just to get laid all the time and still do. In fact we do have a volunteer firefighting program, maybe if I sign up it will be the first steps of greatness and sexytime for me??!
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Che has a chance!
Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care
though, I've heard some of my friends say the same thing about anyone in uniform... a friend of mine while we were down in Fort Bliss responded thusly on the subject:
Friend 1: "if he pisses you off so much, why are you with him?"
Me: "Yeah... seems that you're just angry at each other all the time."
Friend 1: "Yeah, you said he had a small pipi and wasn't even good with what he had anyways."
Small Pipi Lover: "Yeah, but he looks so good in uniform."
Me: "Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. .. that's a legitimate reason to stay together?!"
Friend 1: "Well... she has a point...."
My mind was blown... having some cliche like "women love a man in uniform" utterly confirmed was both hilarious and nerve racking. Think of all the crappy guys out there looking good in uniforms that are taking up the awesome womens
mel 1:32 AM
Hahah I'm like penis penis penis lalala <3[10/30/2012 10:46:16 PM] Mel (GypsyElder): I love Virgins haha
Brb climbing ladders for the rest of my life! I want what the climbing ladder to having sex ratio is for firefighters?Che has a chance!
though, I've heard some of my friends say the same thing about anyone in uniform... a friend of mine while we were down in Fort Bliss responded thusly on the subject:
Friend 1: "if he pisses you off so much, why are you with him?"
Me: "Yeah... seems that you're just angry at each other all the time."
Friend 1: "Yeah, you said he had a small pipi and wasn't even good with what he had anyways."
Small Pipi Lover: "Yeah, but he looks so good in uniform."
Me: "Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. .. that's a legitimate reason to stay together?!"
Friend 1: "Well... she has a point...."
My mind was blown... having some cliche like "women love a man in uniform" utterly confirmed was both hilarious and nerve racking. Think of all the crappy guys out there looking good in uniforms that are taking up the awesome womens
Also, another +1 firefighters have is they dont need clothes to be attractive. Which helps, because nobody has sex in a uniform. That's so 1999.
Half shallow looks the other half legit hero Praise.
Gotta say though at least firefighters deserve it.. (EDIT: took out some hate on soldiers, I still believe what I said but here's not the place for a morals fight that's not worth it against a bunch of people that would team up on me because apparently everyone on this site blindly loves soldiers)
V OceanEyes, as demonstrated by the bragging above the last thing soldiers need is more ego stroking. Just as some might see what I said unnecessary, self-boasting (especially when off-topic) is just as unnecessary.
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But uh... yeah, firefighters are cool. Uniforms can be attractive, but my panties don't get wet over patches and stars alone.
....lmao did I seriously just type that? Keeping it.
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Firefighters have mustaches. That's why slutty women want to have sex with them.
In all honesty, firefighters are nothing special. Anybody can slide down a pole, but it takes real talent to slide back up the pole. That's why I'd rather go to a strip club than try to boost the overinflated egos of firefighters by acknowledging that slutty women want to **** them.
I can't wait for the day when strippers are hired as firefighters. I'd have a huge fire for them to put out... in my pants.
That's some bullshit.
I apparently need to get a mustache
CPC8: Makin' it happen.I can tell by looking at you right at this moment from the angle of through your window that you have nothing to be ashamed of
But uh... yeah, firefighters are cool. Uniforms can be attractive, but my panties don't get wet over patches and stars alone.
....lmao did I seriously just type that? Keeping it.OMG. She actually said that. There's got to be a gingersnap joke in there somewhere...
I'm not sure if anyone wants to hear about that hell face of yours.
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Firefighters aren't that special, to me at least. Pyromaniacs on the other hand... UNF. <33333
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