Firefighters

[GypsyElder]

Funny this came up.

Story tiimmee:

I was hanging out with my best friend not too long ago, and we decided to go to her ex boyfriends house (since we were already in the area) to say what's up.

We got there and we were playing Xbox etc. then out of no where he's like "yeah I decided I'm going to firefighter school, I have a class that starts next week.

My friend got all quiet and she looked pretty pissed off.

She responded: "oh okay cool" (she was obviously angry)
Him: what's wrong?
Her: nothing.

So when we left and were driving back home she was like: "I am so pissed"
Me: "You looked pretty pissed when he said that (???) "
Her: I always told him to become a firefighter and NOW he wants to, I always wanted to be with a guy who was a firefighter. Shit I could deal with the small d**k thing."
Me: "Really!?" O_O

Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care

[midgetbob]

Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care

Che has a chance!

though, I've heard some of my friends say the same thing about anyone in uniform... a friend of mine while we were down in Fort Bliss responded thusly on the subject:

Friend 1: "if he pisses you off so much, why are you with him?"
Me: "Yeah... seems that you're just angry at each other all the time."
Friend 1: "Yeah, you said he had a small pipi and wasn't even good with what he had anyways."
Small Pipi Lover: "Yeah, but he looks so good in uniform."
Me: "Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. .. that's a legitimate reason to stay together?!"
Friend 1: "Well... she has a point...."


My mind was blown... having some cliche like "women love a man in uniform" utterly confirmed was both hilarious and nerve racking. Think of all the crappy guys out there looking good in uniforms that are taking up the awesome womens

[che]

Che has a chance!

though, I've heard some of my friends say the same thing about anyone in uniform... a friend of mine while we were down in Fort Bliss responded thusly on the subject:

Friend 1: "if he pisses you off so much, why are you with him?"
Me: "Yeah... seems that you're just angry at each other all the time."
Friend 1: "Yeah, you said he had a small pipi and wasn't even good with what he had anyways."
Small Pipi Lover: "Yeah, but he looks so good in uniform."
Me: "Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. .. that's a legitimate reason to stay together?!"
Friend 1: "Well... she has a point...."


My mind was blown... having some cliche like "women love a man in uniform" utterly confirmed was both hilarious and nerve racking. Think of all the crappy guys out there looking good in uniforms that are taking up the awesome womens

Brb climbing ladders for the rest of my life! I want what the climbing ladder to having sex ratio is for firefighters?

Also, another +1 firefighters have is they dont need clothes to be attractive. Which helps, because nobody has sex in a uniform. That's so 1999.