Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy Elder View Post

Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care
Che has a chance!

though, I've heard some of my friends say the same thing about anyone in uniform... a friend of mine while we were down in Fort Bliss responded thusly on the subject:

Friend 1: "if he pisses you off so much, why are you with him?"
Me: "Yeah... seems that you're just angry at each other all the time."
Friend 1: "Yeah, you said he had a small pipi and wasn't even good with what he had anyways."
Small Pipi Lover: "Yeah, but he looks so good in uniform."
Me: "Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. .. that's a legitimate reason to stay together?!"
Friend 1: "Well... she has a point...."


My mind was blown... having some cliche like "women love a man in uniform" utterly confirmed was both hilarious and nerve racking. Think of all the crappy guys out there looking good in uniforms that are taking up the awesome womens