Drunk and/or drugged thread

[Lacquer Head]

Post when you're shitty. I'm drinking whiskey and i want to fist fight a ****ing robot

[che]

Dude I got ur back bro. Feel free to suckerpunch the shit out of that robot, they don't have feelings (yet).

ps. forgot most important part. i'm drinkin a beer. weeeeee

[Lacquer Head]

i wish it were a suicide bot, idgaf about dyinng \o/ come box me grim reaper you fuuuck

[Alpha]

It's St Patrick's Day. This thread is scheduled to explode.

[LocoColt04]

3:30 and still drinking? Holidays designed for drinking are terrible ideas. Company for drinking is great ideas. It balances, I think.

[che]

It's horribly UNSETTLING that I can't compile a list of all my favorite songs about drinking because TFF only allows one vid per reply. I had so many Irish groups like the Dubliners and ska songs picked out.

Also, I just started. I woke up for the KC Sporting home opener this morning after getting like 3 hours of sleep. Then right after had to rush to see the KU big 12 Championship win, so I was exhausted and passed out at 8pm. Woke up at 1am. Figured I'd make myself tired and have a beer, then realized it was St. Patricks Day already. I'm also not sure St. Patrick's Day was meant to be "made for drinking" but it certainly has become that. I'm not even Christian. And though my family is Irish, I've never been to Ireland (which is the biggest tragedy here). But I also celebrate cino de mayo. I'd drink anyway, it just gives me a good excuse. And yay for people and celebrations in general!

[LocoColt04]

I'm also not sure St. Patrick's Day was meant to be "made for drinking" but it certainly has become that.

These are true facts. But then St. Valentine's Day wasn't made for pink things and fluffy shit, but commercialism. I'm pretty sure Easter doesn't have shit to do with rabbits.

But any holiday can be a good excuse for friendly alcoholisms.

[che]

These are true facts. But then St. Valentine's Day wasn't made for pink things and fluffy shit, but commercialism. I'm pretty sure Easter doesn't have shit to do with rabbits.

But any holiday can be a good excuse for friendly alcoholisms.

The only holiday worse than Valentine's Day is Christmas. **** commercial holidays. @Valentines Day: you shouldn't need to be told that one day you should celebrate your love. You should love each other everyday and always do stuff together. I feel like such a hater, but that shit pisses me off! lmao

[LocoColt04]

I think we're all surprisingly coherent for drunkards. Either we're doing it right or we're not doing it right enough yet. Though I should probably hit the water instead... work in like eight hours or something, I can't really read what the clock says.

[che]

High five us! And it just passed 4:20 so HAPPY 4:20 ROFL

[Taco-Calamitous]

Why wasn't this posted on Friday night? I was totally gone on Friday night. But tonight, it's St Patty's Day, so I's gotta drink again. Gots me a half gallon of Dead Guy, listening to Flogging Molly and the Dreadnoughts.
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Halfway through this guy now. Dunno if I'm far gone enough for this thread or not. Oh wells! Happy St. Patty's Day everyone!

[loaf]

I'm just going to post once. I get high and or drunk every night.

[Rowan]

Drugs are bad mmmkay .

[Tallulah]

I can confirm that I indeed, drunk (or, as we Brits say, 'off my tits!') on white winr. Currently, I am listening to Woodkid's new album, for the fourth time.

DAMN YOU, TOBUSCUS, FOR RUINING 'IRON' FOR ME!

OBSERVE!

The Golden Age is over, by the way...

EDIT: The typos are quite indicative of my condition, y'all. *concentrates really hard to use proper graamorz* Oh, well....

2ND EDIT: Just strained a muscle in my neck, without even trying. Ouch! >_< Yup, having to close one eye to read this s**t.

3rd Edit: Tee-hee! How ridiculous am I? P.S: Still drunk...

[noxious.sunshine]

St Patty's Day is a celebration of when St. Patrick brought Christianity to Ireland.

..... Although it has expanded into a celebration of Irish culture.

Im Irish. of course I party hard on st pattys. I also celebrate Cinco de Mayp (which contrary to popular belief, is Not Mexican Independance Day.. Thats in September)... 5 de Mayo is a celebration of Mexico winning some minor battle.

im drunk. and stoned.

[che]

Felt this was appropriate for this thread:

[Block]

I can't always be posting, so let's just assume that I'm high.

[Heartless Angel]

I'm actually getting surprisingly ****ed up off of a slushy I made containin Malibu spring melon rum, and Hawaiian punch. It's mostly likely due to the fact that I haven't eaten anything today, and partially because I've had a rather large amount in a rather short time frame.

[Alpha]

I drUnk a while bottle of merlot and then most of a ginger wine and then feel over and now I can't feel half oi my arm

[noxious.sunshine]

I, surprisingly, didn't get trashed last night, as is the usual weekend agenda. Got drunk Thursday night. Kinda stayed drunk during the day yesterday, but then my tummy started hurting, and I went to sleep.

[loaf]

I smoked an entire pots.

[Block]

Oh god me too! Just now.

[che]

I, surprisingly, didn't get trashed last night, as is the usual weekend agenda. Got drunk Thursday night. Kinda stayed drunk during the day yesterday, but then my tummy started hurting, and I went to sleep.

Cool story bro, but this is the drunk thread. So be your usual self or GTFO!

[Alpha]

I drUnk a while bottle of merlot and then most of a ginger wine and then feel over and now I can't feel half oi my arm

**** you, drunk Alpha, you did this. I will get revenge.

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That was through a thick canvas jacket AND a shirt, and is the worst of six different scrapes. Kids, don't do level 94 Hippaul-running aerial 'click my heels and take me back to Kansas' Dorothies after the good part of two bottles of wine.

There's also blood all through my bed. I had the sense to rubber-band strap some tissues to my arm before getting into bed, but they didn't do a lot.

[LocoColt04]

Oh no! But I love the photographic evidence of shenanigans. Heal quick!


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[noxious.sunshine]

Cool story bro, but this is the drunk thread. So be your usual self or GTFO!

I'm back with a vengeance. Lots of bloody Marys. just got my tattoo re did. it hurt a lot. I was also sober. So now I'm drunk. I think tattoo shops should be able to hand out free percocets like Pez candy upon paying for and receiving a tattoo. But. I'm not in a tattoo shop. I'm at the mercy of my bf. I'm quite drunk though. I should make him gimme the Cait Sith quote I want. while I'm on a "roll" with it.

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Also, I heart how you refer to "drunk me" as my usual self. Muchas gracias, amigo. lmao

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Also, that sux Alph. you're feeling better? drink more if not!

[che]

**** you, drunk Alpha, you did this. I will get revenge.

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That was through a thick canvas jacket AND a shirt, and is the worst of six different scrapes. Kids, don't do level 94 Hippaul-running aerial 'click my heels and take me back to Kansas' Dorothies after the good part of two bottles of wine.

There's also blood all through my bed. I had the sense to rubber-band strap some tissues to my arm before getting into bed, but they didn't do a lot.

Looks like a bullethole. I know a bullethole when I see one, as I'm from AMERICA. You damn liberal hippies down in New Zealand are so far left you don't even know when you've been shot.

Also, I heart how you refer to "drunk me" as my usual self. Muchas gracias, amigo. lmao

De nada. y salud! I just opened my first beer.

[Lacquer Head]

Hmm, I should drink...dope is good for now~