Do you like penis?

[Block]

I don't wanna know if you like having penis inserted in you... I just wanna know if you like the boys or the girls or both. I also would like to take this time to state that I have a penis if anyone is looking for one... It was left in the trunk of my car, so if you're missing your penis please let me know.

[Che]

Oh shit Rocky, Block found your penis bro

[Taco-Calamitous]

I prefer the feminine parts, personally. Not attached to me, mind you, but attached to the person I am attracted to. Attached to me, that'd be pretty weird.
....
......Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[RamesesII]

This reminds me of the joke where a man and a woman meet and decide to go home to do it and she strokes his member affectionately and she says she remembers when she used to have one.

I only like my penis, and female body parts usually when they are on a female.

[Storm]

I'd look very odd if I had a penis! I like my parts, and I like men to have theirs.

[Unknown Entity]

They're alright. So are vaginas.

I don't have a preference.

[LocoColt04]

and female body parts usually when they are on a female.

WAT

I'm fond of lady parts... and only when they are on a lady. Om nom nom.

[Josh_R]

I am a rather huge fan of Vagina's. On women. The only penis I like is my own.

[Furore]

I only like my penis, and female body parts usually when they are on a female.

This.
Though it is very conveniant having a penis, I'm not to fond of any penis other than my own. Vaginas on the other hand are awesome. Though dicklike clits kinda weird me out a bit. :/

[Rocky]

I also would like to take this time to state that I have a penis if anyone is looking for one... It was left in the trunk of my car, so if you're missing your penis please let me know.

Man how did that get in there??! >_> <_< Gives a whole new meaning to the term junk in the trunk though amirite amirite??

I like to play the game "hide the pickle" with 18+ year old girls sometimes, it's pretty fun overall. At the end of the day though, I always end up finding it attached to me, so that's a good thing! Takes me a good 2-3 minutes to find it though.

[Clint]

I'm not fond of anybody's penis being inserted into any orifice of my body. I don't mind penis in general, as long as they stay in trousers and out of my field of sight. If a woman, however, would like to expose her genitalia in a sexual fashion with the intention of penetration, I'm all for that, depending on how pretty her face is and how large her breasts are.

[Cheesevixen]

my mans penis=good
my fake penis=good
other penis=good, but bad
penis not attached to a human and not plastic=really awful......

[final fantacy_tifa]

Omg this a weired thread^^ I luv penis as long as I don't have one lol I'd be weired if I hade one or any other girl for that mmateer

[Che]

my mans penis=good
my fake penis=good
other penis=good, but bad
penis not attached to a human and not plastic=really awful......

This is a good set of morals for any woman looking for their own.

[Jin]

my mans penis=good
my fake penis=good
other penis=good, but bad
penis not attached to a human and not plastic=really awful......

What about the ones made of wood, glass or whatever Micky Rourke is made of?

[GypsyElder]

Two words, Big Stick



I don't care for vagina...but I wouldn't want a penis. There are pros and cons to both.

to name a few of them,

Pros of the penis:
-If something goes wrong, all the sex organs are external so no problems getting checked.

-No periods

ect. ....

Cons of the penis:
-Can't hide hornyness

-ect...

Pros of vagina:

-can hide hornyess

-Don't have to worry about stuff getting caught anywhere..
......

Cons of vagina

- It's harder to tell if something is wrong, internal wise

- Periods

....

....

[Pete]

Mel, you forgot "sand in vagina"

And like it's been said, the only penis I like is my own. Same goes with balls.

[GypsyElder]

Mel, you forgot "sand in vagina"

More like, anything in vagina that you don't want in there because it's most likely gonna be a mission to get out T_T

[Jin]

Mel, you forgot "sand in vagina"

And like it's been said, the only penis I like is my own. Same goes with balls.

What about your father's penis/balls? You (presumably) wouldn't exist without them. Surely you owe them at least your respect.

[Pete]

I respect those balls. I don't like them in the way I like my own, but I acknowledge their existence and appreciate it.

[Jin]

That's all one can ask for.

[Taco-Calamitous]

*Cue the country western song* "There was always love in daddy's..."

...Uh oh... that has some pretty bad implications actually, now that I think about it. ...oh well! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Block]

I read vagina in this thread like 12 times. Word of the day: Vagina

Say it with me:
VUH - JYE - NUH

[palette]

Now I know how strict the rules are here.

[CloudTide]

I prefer the feminine parts, personally. Not attached to me, mind you, but attached to the person I am attracted to. Attached to me, that'd be pretty weird.
....
......Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

i agree and shemales are gross!

[Pete]

i agree and shemales are gross!

Couldn't have said it any better myself. Not a fan of transformers.

Still like one penis and one only... and that would be my own.

As for vaginas, shave that shit!

[kurohime]

i have no penis......cause im a chick.

[OnOneRyder]

I'm fairly happy with my alignment dowel but I'm not much of a fan of other ones.