Do you brush your teeth?
Every single day. In the morning, and before I go to bed. Sometimes I brush them again around lunch time when I'm home if I feel like they need a brushing.

Do you floss?
Not all the time, but I do every now and then. Probably once or twice a fortnight.

Do you use a mouth wash?
When we have some in, I do.

Do you even have any teeth?
No, I just suck all my food until it's mush, and then I swallow it.

Of course I have teeth.

Are you frightened of the dentist?
Not really. She's a nice lady who is pretty quick. She looks, pokes around a little bit, tells you the good and bad points, advice when it's needed, and then I can leave after filling a few things out. My last dentist visit took 25mins of my time (I woke up early, and was the first person she saw, so no wait!).