Create a man/female control.

**RamesesII** · 03-19-2010, 08:07 PM

Ok the idea of this thread was brought to my attention when I woman complained of how sexist it was when a 'Control a woman' remote was brought out.
Control a woman

Little did she know that previous to that there was this

Control a man

Anywho the idea of this thread is hypothetically if there was such a remote that actually worked what buttons do you think should be included on the remote.

I want both sexes to come up with one for the opposite sex, I was going to do two threads but I might just keep it in the one.

And if you are going to be offended by this thread then turn away NOW!! Because I am sure there will be some sexist comments out there but each gender has there chance to get back at one another.

**Polk** · 03-19-2010, 08:12 PM

I already have a remote like that.

It's called my dong. It's seriously THAT mesmerizing.

**Block** · 03-20-2010, 11:07 AM

There should be one button:
Sandwich

**GypsyElder** · 03-20-2010, 12:05 PM

Of course the control a woman controls are better thought out, I bet a guy came up with the control a man remote <3 -_-

Seriously some of those buttons are useless let's see:
Talk About: shoes? wtf, I don't wanna talk about them, someone just needs to buy them for me

*hint hint* HA HA HA :3 there just needs to be a "buy" button

There should be one that says "strip to Enrique Iglesias".

**Dodie16** · 03-20-2010, 01:04 PM

If these were real, I wonder what bisexual people would have to do? Would they have to own both remotes, or is there a universal one that could control both sexes? Actually, I think that I would want to own the universal one too. Wouldn't it be great to control everyone around you?

On the man control, I think that the "orgasm" button should be changed to "stamina" instead. It's really up to the woman about how intense her orgasm is, but it's up to the man to keep "going" until she gets there.

**Pete** · 03-20-2010, 01:22 PM

Why on earth would you want a remote to reduce boobie size? That's like having a button to electroshock my nuts.

Other than that, I could use one of those remotes.

**RamesesII** · 03-20-2010, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

Why on earth would you want a remote to reduce boobie size? That's like having a button to electroshock my nuts.

Other than that, I could use one of those remotes.

LMAO Yeah your right there Pete it should be just boobs with a plus symbol thats it.

@Dodie a universal I think we have something going here it could be one of those lcd screen ones and all you have to do is touch the category that you want to control and the relevant buttons show up.

**Unknown Entity** · 03-20-2010, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dodie16

If these were real, I wonder what bisexual people would have to do? Would they have to own both remotes, or is there a universal one that could control both sexes? Actually, I think that I would want to own the universal one too. Wouldn't it be great to control everyone around you?

I'd totally get/invent a universal remote. I think they'd be more fair and slightly less sexist if they were universal.

On the man control, I think that the "orgasm" button should be changed to "stamina" instead. It's really up to the woman about how intense her orgasm is, but it's up to the man to keep "going" until she gets there.

Damn right.

I'd add a "Shower" button. If the button is held down for three seconds, the man /woman will take you with them.

I'd like a "Pause" and "Rewind" button. Then I can stop myself from saying stupid things, or say something stupid to see what'll happen. Life should come with these two buttons!

Anyone seen the film Next? There's a scene when he approaches this woman multiple times to see what will make her give him a chance or whatever. I thought it was runny.