If these were real, I wonder what bisexual people would have to do? Would they have to own both remotes, or is there a universal one that could control both sexes? Actually, I think that I would want to own the universal one too. Wouldn't it be great to control everyone around you?

On the man control, I think that the "orgasm" button should be changed to "stamina" instead. It's really up to the woman about how intense her orgasm is, but it's up to the man to keep "going" until she gets there.