Ok the idea of this thread was brought to my attention when I woman complained of how sexist it was when a 'Control a woman' remote was brought out.
Control a woman

Little did she know that previous to that there was this

Control a man

Anywho the idea of this thread is hypothetically if there was such a remote that actually worked what buttons do you think should be included on the remote.

I want both sexes to come up with one for the opposite sex, I was going to do two threads but I might just keep it in the one.

And if you are going to be offended by this thread then turn away NOW!! Because I am sure there will be some sexist comments out there but each gender has there chance to get back at one another.