Chat-Up Lines. Giving and Receiving...

[Kilala]

I just felt a random thread could be fun... and well chat-up lines have always intrigued me xD.
If I'm ever given one I almost collapse in laughter (okay I know thats not the hottest response...) or I'm just at a loss for words. So ultimately I just look dumb =.=

So anyway, anyone use chat up lines? Anyone receiving them?
What are the cheesiest ones you've heard? How do you react? Etc. Etc. XD

Sorry if this thread is inappropriate <_<! But just wanted to spice stuff up a bit x3. And this could be an amusing discussion. Oh and of course if a member of staff feels this is located in the wrong place then I'm very sorry! And thank you for advance for dealing with it in the appropriate manner.

[Meier Link]

Actually I have heard some pretty cheezy pick up lines in my time. Like for instance when I am out with my son I hear "oh your little brother is so cute" and when I inform them he is my son I get "We you are the hottest dad I have ever seen" or something along those lines, then they try to talk to me even more. Kind of annoying and flattering at the same time. It's nice to know that women still find me attractive after all of these years of being married.

As for me when I was single I tried not to use pick up lines, I was pretty straight forwards about my intentions. And usually started conversations with a simple "Hello" or "Hey" but in the instances where I was drunk enough to use a pick up line it would be something simple but would also give me some feed back. For instance I would stop a female that I was interested in and say something cheezy like "tell your boyfriend he is a lucky man" this worked to my favor a few times because I would get "thanks I would tell him if I had one" and that would open up new lanes of conversation. Then if I got the "ok thanks I will" I knew not to persue any further. : Notice : If you try to use this line don't go telling every chick in the bar the same thing haha. Even if I could not engage in conversation usuing this atleast it put a smile on the womans face.

My wife has some halarious stories about lesbeins hitting on her and their cheezy pick up lines, most of the time they are pretty vulgar, to vulgar to sare on this board. She gets the same statements from guys time to time. Pisses me off but she tend to laugh it off.
Makes me wonder though, what goes through peoples heads to act like that and think it is alright?

[Rocky]

In real life, I'm kind of a quiet individual but whenever I talk, I have everyone's attention because I'm either going to make a valid point or I will make someone laugh, and because of my quiet but humorable personality, it works out in my favor with anything I say, so I can get away with saying the cheeziest lines ever made. Once you are in good graces with someone and you have their attention, people take your words for gospel no matter what you say.

One of my favorite pick up lines that I've used on a few girls before goes as follows: I tell them "Okay, it's question time. Give me your hand." They comply. "Alright, there is a fence that goes all the way around your hand." At this point, I slowly and gently move my index finger around a girl's palm. "Now there are three bunnies that need to get to the other side of the fence. How do they make it across?" At this point the girl will give some kind of answer, and I'll be making eye contact with them the entire time, giving off my sexiness aura (I don't know how to explain it, that's just what I call it lol). Once they say, "I don't know, how?" I say "I don't know either, I just wanted to hold your hand." Then I give them a grin, and they get all flustered and laugh and don't know what to say. It works almost every time, unless you are talking to a moderately unintelligent woman, and if that is the case, there are other methods to picking them up as well.

Also, another pickup notion that works a lot of the time which you can catch women offguard with is just literally asking them for the time. All I usually do is if some girl has their cell phone out, I ask them "hey can I check your phone I need to call someone," or "hey can I see your phone so I know what time it is?" They comply everytime, then I put my number in their phone and I tell them to call me. It's all about being more sly then the opposite sex, and letting them catch you in the act. Girls go wild for that kind of stuff, lol.

[Govinda]

The most bizarre chat-up line I've ever received was when a large Nigerian man said to me, 'You remind me of my sister, come back to my room.'

I don't know if I've ever seen a chat-up line that worked, to be honest. My reaction, like most of the women I know, is to kind of make a noise and look at them like 'Really? Really?' Bad times.

[Unknown Entity]

The most bizarre chat-up line I've ever received was when a large Nigerian man said to me, 'You remind me of my sister, come back to my room.'

I've never understood that... I mean why? Sounds like someones brother has the hots for them. :S



Only one that has ever really been put in my direction was "<something about a dictionary> I'd put U and I together." Of course it didn't work. I think I nearly pissed myself laughing. Honestly - how did he think that work?

Anywho, chat-up lines are a load of rubbish. You'd have to be real desperate to date/go out with someone after they dropped one of those lines on you. Or just up for a laugh - I mean, going out with a comedian? Gotta rock.

[Kilala]

Mmm one of the one's I was victim to recently was the ol classic:

Random dude: "Did it hurt when you fell?"
Me: "...?"
Random dude: "From Heaven I mean."

That was a time when I just couldn't help laughing. At least try something a bit more original *Sigh* =u.u=

Oh and good pick up Rocky x3

[Sean]

Haha I've never intentionally tried to initiate conversation with a girl in a social situation unless I've known them from class or some such.

One of the funniest ones I've EVER used in a bar was coming from taking a piss and seeing a bra under my chair...

I pick it up and look at the girl next to me (who was piss drunk and part of a bachelorette party) and simply say "So... is this your bra?"

I'm sure there's a dozen better things I could've said, but 'eh... it was entertaining nonetheless. My conversation with her lasted about... half a minute. I had no interest in pursuing anything beyond getting my chair unbraified so I could continue my drinking.

When wimmins approach me in a bar it's usually because I'm wearing chef pants or I'm talking food with a friend, and they always so "ZOMGOSH ARE YOU A CHEF THAT'S SOO COOL I LOVE TO COOK" to which my mental reply is "OH-MY-GOD-GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-I'M-TRYING-TO-DRINK-WITH-MY-FRIEND-RIGHT-NOW" though sadly I seem to have dull and boring conversations with said women for quite some time.

I dislike "picking" people up in bars, and any woman who would approach me, of all people, in the first place is obviously lacking the most important thing to me; intelligence.

My favorite is when people approach me for wearing a video gaming shirt and comment on it. No, seriously, I really like that, especially if it's wimminz.

[Dr_Flea]

LMAO pick up line ahahaha NO!!!

Ive never used a pick up line nor have i recieved one!!

I know what Seans talking about im a chef and have had many comments on my pants when, yes your trying to have a drink and people just walk over and ask you if your a chef!! Kinda irritating and it only happenes when ive just finished and the last thing i really want to do is go on a conversation about food i really just want to finish my beer and go home and sleep!!

ANYWAY!!

Never heard em and don't use em im kinda shy!!

~Dr_Flea~