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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    Actually I have heard some pretty cheezy pick up lines in my time. Like for instance when I am out with my son I hear "oh your little brother is so cute" and when I inform them he is my son I get "We you are the hottest dad I have ever seen" or something along those lines, then they try to talk to me even more. Kind of annoying and flattering at the same time. It's nice to know that women still find me attractive after all of these years of being married.

    As for me when I was single I tried not to use pick up lines, I was pretty straight forwards about my intentions. And usually started conversations with a simple "Hello" or "Hey" but in the instances where I was drunk enough to use a pick up line it would be something simple but would also give me some feed back. For instance I would stop a female that I was interested in and say something cheezy like "tell your boyfriend he is a lucky man" this worked to my favor a few times because I would get "thanks I would tell him if I had one" and that would open up new lanes of conversation. Then if I got the "ok thanks I will" I knew not to persue any further. : Notice : If you try to use this line don't go telling every chick in the bar the same thing haha. Even if I could not engage in conversation usuing this atleast it put a smile on the womans face.

    My wife has some halarious stories about lesbeins hitting on her and their cheezy pick up lines, most of the time they are pretty vulgar, to vulgar to sare on this board. She gets the same statements from guys time to time. Pisses me off but she tend to laugh it off.
    Makes me wonder though, what goes through peoples heads to act like that and think it is alright?
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    In real life, I'm kind of a quiet individual but whenever I talk, I have everyone's attention because I'm either going to make a valid point or I will make someone laugh, and because of my quiet but humorable personality, it works out in my favor with anything I say, so I can get away with saying the cheeziest lines ever made. Once you are in good graces with someone and you have their attention, people take your words for gospel no matter what you say.

    One of my favorite pick up lines that I've used on a few girls before goes as follows: I tell them "Okay, it's question time. Give me your hand." They comply. "Alright, there is a fence that goes all the way around your hand." At this point, I slowly and gently move my index finger around a girl's palm. "Now there are three bunnies that need to get to the other side of the fence. How do they make it across?" At this point the girl will give some kind of answer, and I'll be making eye contact with them the entire time, giving off my sexiness aura (I don't know how to explain it, that's just what I call it lol). Once they say, "I don't know, how?" I say "I don't know either, I just wanted to hold your hand." Then I give them a grin, and they get all flustered and laugh and don't know what to say. It works almost every time, unless you are talking to a moderately unintelligent woman, and if that is the case, there are other methods to picking them up as well.

    Also, another pickup notion that works a lot of the time which you can catch women offguard with is just literally asking them for the time. All I usually do is if some girl has their cell phone out, I ask them "hey can I check your phone I need to call someone," or "hey can I see your phone so I know what time it is?" They comply everytime, then I put my number in their phone and I tell them to call me. It's all about being more sly then the opposite sex, and letting them catch you in the act. Girls go wild for that kind of stuff, lol.
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    hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
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    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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