In real life, I'm kind of a quiet individual but whenever I talk, I have everyone's attention because I'm either going to make a valid point or I will make someone laugh, and because of my quiet but humorable personality, it works out in my favor with anything I say, so I can get away with saying the cheeziest lines ever made. Once you are in good graces with someone and you have their attention, people take your words for gospel no matter what you say.

One of my favorite pick up lines that I've used on a few girls before goes as follows: I tell them "Okay, it's question time. Give me your hand." They comply. "Alright, there is a fence that goes all the way around your hand." At this point, I slowly and gently move my index finger around a girl's palm. "Now there are three bunnies that need to get to the other side of the fence. How do they make it across?" At this point the girl will give some kind of answer, and I'll be making eye contact with them the entire time, giving off my sexiness aura (I don't know how to explain it, that's just what I call it lol). Once they say, "I don't know, how?" I say "I don't know either, I just wanted to hold your hand." Then I give them a grin, and they get all flustered and laugh and don't know what to say. It works almost every time, unless you are talking to a moderately unintelligent woman, and if that is the case, there are other methods to picking them up as well.

Also, another pickup notion that works a lot of the time which you can catch women offguard with is just literally asking them for the time. All I usually do is if some girl has their cell phone out, I ask them "hey can I check your phone I need to call someone," or "hey can I see your phone so I know what time it is?" They comply everytime, then I put my number in their phone and I tell them to call me. It's all about being more sly then the opposite sex, and letting them catch you in the act. Girls go wild for that kind of stuff, lol.