Awesome thread!
1. Make fun of Simon Cowell.
2. become advisor to a world leader.
3. put together a band to play my conceited songs.
4. visit different countries? (I'm thinkin' France should be included)
5. figure out how to spin angora fur. (my brother has a rabbit)
6. figure out who on earth killed Kennedy?
7. take the ultimate test of endurance: become a postal employee without "going postal"
8. make dinner tonight before the wolves come out.