The breast thread!

[RagnaToad]

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No.

It's Superthread!!!

How do you people like the feminine shapes? What does a real woman look like?

Personally, I've never been a fan of the model-like girls. They're way to skinny to be considered feminine anymore. I like a woman who LOOKS like a woman. That doesn't mean the breasts should be enormous, not at all. I just like a girl that actually HAS hips and boobs.

[Pete]

I agree with the above.

I'm not a fan of girls who are stick thin, or girls who just look and act like they're fragile. It's one thing if you're slender or slim, but if I can count your ribs or you resemble a skeleton, count me out.

On the other hand, I'm not a fan of girls who are gigantic either. Curves are one thing, and I do enjoy them very much, but when curves turn into rolls, I'm not a fan. Some guys are, and more power to em.

I'm way more a fan of athletic and toned-looking girls, but not butch by any means. I like girls that aren't afraid to sweat in the gym, but can also get dolled up and look feminine. That being said, proportion is key. Don't be all brolic and muscle-bound, because that's definitely not hot. Also, don't be so into working out that you're a stick. As for boobies, they have to fit on the body within reason. I do prefer them a little bigger, but still, I don't want to see a girl who needs a backbrace to carry her jugs. The same goes for the ass. I like to see something there, just as long as it's not out of control, bony, or cottage cheese. Average is good.

[Xanatos]

I totally agree with Ragna and Pete, hate those skinny anorexic girls but the same things goes for those whale like girls. I like natural and little bigger breast but not those huge silicon balloons that look like they'll explode any minute. As for ass, don't really know. Everything counts as long it's not totally flat, don't want to see those bones.

[Kilala]

Mmm hmm.. breasts and hips are the way to go .
In all honesty I would love to be more like a model... Being that slender allows you to pull off many clothes/fashions elegantly.
I have a figure more like an hour glass myself, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to slim down. So... I don't know. I'd be lying if I said models repulsed me. I think mid-way is reasonable. Not obese and not a twig. Have a shape yes - because women should have a shape. Never resemble a broomstick - that is just scary haha.

[Sinister]

Huh...who saw this thread coming? Anyway, wth...
Breasts are a single feature on a conglomeration of important physical features of the feminine form. I like breasts...I don't care what size they are... Really gigantically huge massive breasts are kind of a turn-off. I like them...realistically-sized. *shrugs*

-Sin

[Zargabaath]

I'll start off by saying I do like breasts, however, for me the most important physical feature on a woman is her face. I'll be looking at a lot, yes I DO look at it, and I want to look upon a face that is beautiful.

I am not too strict on what I figure I like, definitely not something that is on the obese side. She can be thin but not a size 0, I've seen that and is not appealing to the senses. I don't need a girl with big breasts but if she does I find it a bonus. I've found plenty of girls who were not the endowed (lol) with their chests.

My girlfriend definitely has a nice figure. I won't get into exact details cause I think that would be in bad taste so I'll give a general portrait. She is endowed in the chest, very much so in the butt and has some nice hips. She is not overweight or obese. A beautiful hourglass shape and too top it all off a face that is gorgeous. She doesn't have much upper body muscles at all but has very strong leg muscles.

[nix]

I'll take anything with a pretty face and eyes i can get lost in



No fat chicks though, i like a woman i can carry so its easier to hide the body

[Dodie16]

The Breast Thread? Well, it had to happen one of these days!

I am one of those girls who are just naturally slender, and needless to say I don't have much going on in the rack department. A lot (and I do mean a LOT) of my friends have gotten thier breasts worked on. Implants, I mean. They look alright, I guess, but it's just not something I would see myself doing to my body. I am happy with the way I look, even though I can probably still fit into my bras from junior high!

As for the perfect female body, I cannot say. It really depends on what you are attracted to. I think we can all agree that healthier looking girls are much more attractive than ones that are "scary skinny".

[RagnaToad]

My girlfriend definitely has a nice figure. I won't get into exact details cause I think that would be in bad taste so I'll give a general portrait. She is endowed in the chest, very much so in the butt and has some nice hips. She is not overweight or obese. A beautiful hourglass shape and too top it all off a face that is gorgeous. She doesn't have much upper body muscles at all but has very strong leg muscles.

Sounds like my girlfriend. Perfect hourglass shape. Her hips and ass are really her assets, although I can see how her slightly larger than normal breasts could distract one from the rest. She's not obese at all either, though she says she's going to work out and all, to lose that (quote) 'júst too much at her thighs'.

Women and their bodies...

I probably won't even notice the difference.

Nah, she's a regular shaped woman. And on top of that, she's got some great shapes. Can't argue with that when it's standing in front of you when you're trying to play the guitar. But I'm getting too personal here.

When she was just a friend years back I already thought she was smokin' hot.

No fat chicks though, i like a woman i can carry so its easier to hide the body.

For some reason, I'm imagining you carrying a dead body out of your house, telling the neighbours how she's just fine. But I'm hoping you meant something else.

[Meier Link]

There for short time I was really into the slimmer women, hell I married one (my first wife) she probably weighed 95 sopping wet but she looked healthy for her height but as time passed so did my taste in women. I guess I liked just being able to throw those types of girls around with out having to worry about staining certain parts of my body haha.

My all time favorite is what I like to call the soccer player build though. Thick defined legs, tight butt, and still be able to maintain boobs at the same instance.

Shape is nice on a woman it adds to the attractivness to me. But I must say the best body I have ever come across is that of my wife. I have shown multiple pictures of her here at TFF and I am sure almost anyone can make comment from memory heh.

But I must also add that all natural women top artificial woman anyday that also includes the "barbie" women and the "model wanabe" women. Really a woman can't be her self when she is trying to be someones elses depiction of a woman.

As for a boob, high C to a high D is just fine for me but I am not really that picky.

::edit:: Sexy eyes are always a must for me, that can make or break a deal in 5 seconds( when I was single). That would have to be my favorite part of a woman.

[RamesesII]

I like curves whether they be curves on a thinner woman or the curves of a well fleshed women, i hate bones if i see bones i run haha even if they were thin they would at least have to have some flesh on them i like to have meat to hug because i am a very touchy feely person i love hugs etc so i don't want to be hugging a skeleton, but i like a well rounded buttocks and at least some voluptousness to the breasts.

[Rocky]

To be completely honest, I'm not that much of a breast man it seems. Sure, it is nice for some eye candy but it really doesn't seem to do the trick for me. In any case, I prefer the breast size on a girl a tad less then the average, but that's just me. Firm breasts are a plus, but too large and it won't push me over the edge in a physically-speaking sense. I prefer my girls skinny to average in the body department, too much either way and it just doesn't work for me. Like Pete, I like girls being versatile, like being down to play some sports or workout or whatever on one hand, but able to clean up for a date on the other side. Nice hips and a rear end are a plus, but they are not the deal breaker for me.

The big thing that can seal the deal for me are three things: The eyes, the smile, and the voice. I'm not picky on eye color, but good eyes make me go crazy for some reason lol. If a girl has a great smile, that can put me away as well, and for the voice, some reason if a girl has a nice tone of voice, like a high alto/low soprano range, that gets me going, but hey I'm a very musically inclined person so I guess that's how my brain works lol.

[Che]

It's so hard to find a woman who has both breasts and a butt, as well as a nice face. Usually its either big breasts+small butt, small breasts+big butt.

Fake breasts are also generally a bad thing. They look so hard and there's always that space in between them that makes it look weird.

[Polk]

Statler: You know, when I said I wanted to see a thread about breasts, I actually thought there would be breasts!

Waldorf: Speak for yourself! I saw more than enough breasts today!

Statler: How's that? Your wife's been dead for twenty years!

Waldorf: I know, I had the chicken for dinner!

Both: DOH HO HO HO HO!

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Now that that's out of the way...

To be completely honest, I'm not that much of a breast man it seems. Sure, it is nice for some eye candy but it really doesn't seem to do the trick for me. In any case, I prefer the breast size on a girl a tad less then the average, but that's just me. Firm breasts are a plus, but too large and it won't push me over the edge in a physically-speaking sense. I prefer my girls skinny to average in the body department, too much either way and it just doesn't work for me. Like Pete, I like girls being versatile, like being down to play some sports or workout or whatever on one hand, but able to clean up for a date on the other side. Nice hips and a rear end are a plus, but they are not the deal breaker for me.

This. Some sort of shape is a necessity. I'm not a big fan of big boobs (HA!), and I notice that the girls I often chase have smaller boobs.

On a side note, on the subject of things that attract the opposite sex, I think I'm going to put my package on display more from now on. I'll be irresistible to women.

[Che]

I think I'm going to put my package on display more from now on. I'll be irresistible to women.

And homosexual asian men.

[Furore]

I like my girls a bit bigger, still not too fat though.
But that's where I seem to differ from most guys I talk to here. To some of them any girl with a bit more fat than the unrealistic women in their magazines is fat. The ironic part is some of these guys are likely several times as fat as the average girl I'd like that they describe as fat. Double standards much, aye?

I'm not too fussy, but really skinny women tend to scare me as they strike me as being rather delicate looking which can effect me if they're wanting to get close. On the other hand, if a girl's too fat I get the unpleasant skin jiggle upon contact which is a huge turnoff for me and I'd imagine getting intimate with a much larger woman would probably feel like either getting hit by a tidal wave or raped by a she-whale. I like a girl who's a bit larger as they tend to generally have softer skin, are nice and warm and good for cuddling up to and I don't have to feel self-conscious about my own body which is on the large size of average.

[nix]

For some reason, I'm imagining you carrying a dead body out of your house, telling the neighbours how she's just fine. But I'm hoping you meant something else.

Thats what i was aiming for welcome to humour town nix, population MEH!

I dont actually kill people

[winterborn86]

Im a fairly thin person, but I don't make myself this way, it's just the way I'm built, but I'm not so thin that you can see my ribs that is just too thin lol.
I have tried to put on weight but can't do it. As for beasts I really want mine bigger even tho I suposse the size they are and right for my body size, but still bigger boobs would be nice, but I don't wanna do surgery

[Alpha]

Is it just me, or it this borderline offensive? I don't really like all this talk of what "is" too thin, or too fat. Women are women. There's a particular one I have been with for two years now, she's great, she's beautiful, she plays bass guitar, she studies design and art history, she is super funny, has a great taste in films, and likes watching me play FF because she thinks the art and landscapes are fantastic (top that boys).

Maybe I'll post a photo of her here, but really I think physique shouldn't count for much. I look deeper than that, and I've found an amazing match.

There is one thing I detest, however, and that are what I term "plastic" girls. The ones with long, perfect hair, who wear shorts in winter, and cake on makeup. Not my style. I'm into a more alternative type. Black skinny jeans, goes to gigs, doesn't like getting drunk but still makes a good time, etc.

Did I just reveal hypocrisy? Oh well. I still think this thread is wrong.

[nix]

I still think this thread is wrong.

Why?

[Alpha]

You serious? I'm going to quote my own post to explain.

I don't really like all this talk of what "is" too thin, or too fat. Women are women.

Why should we be deciding what a 'good' or a 'bad' woman looks like? It is liable to create offence among anyone who doesn't fit a general consensus of attractiveness as decided by us. Granted, the media does this anyway, and I find that wrong, so why should we contribute?

Looks are very often outside of one's control, so making value judgments on such a basis is, I think, at least dangerous, and at most reprehensible.

If you argue that we are not doing that, you are deluding yourself. Saying what one likes automatically sends a message of what one dislikes, and it's striking if one already has a negative self-perception.

[nix]

No your asking people not to be opinionated, which is silly. We all have our own desires, we are slaves to the pleasure principle. Both body and mind.

And if people get ripped up inside and cry at someones sexual preference, i think its in their best interest to make the change.

If your overweight and get offended by people who claim they arent attracted to over weight people, then guess what ? Get your nikeys on and jog the pounds off!

Thats right! Lose weight! Dont gimme that i cant do it bullshit, you just need to want it enough. If your crying about it, you really do need to take the necessary steps. And not just for vanities sake, but for health reasons also

I myself am under weight, i could do with putting on a few pounds. But im finding it hard as im pretty sure i have an eating disability. But thats not going to get in my way, my mind is set, the exercise is gonna be done and my diet is gonna be given a healthover.

This thread attacks me as much as it does anybody else, but guess what? i can take it, its my own fault im this way. And crying at people discussing it isnt going to fix it so dont even bother, stop being a pussy and taking everything as a personnel attack as its not

[Violet]

Manboobs-- NOW we're talkin'.

[RagnaToad]

Alpha, since when is offending people a thing we should be oh so careful about? If you're going to post on forums, you're going to run into a statement that offends you some day anyway.

If discussing personal taste in women is so 'offending', I'm thinking you're kind of a hypocrite. You seem a pretty liberal guy to me, so I don't get why discussing this one subject should be any different from discussing Global Warming.

Also, I don't like how you're not really participating to the thread, but instead commenting on the thread itself. That's not something I'd expect from you, mate.

[Zargabaath]

How I went about who I would want to date is by looks first. Yes, I said it. The reason behind this is quite important in a relationship, couples should be attracted to each other physically. I find the girl attractive then I go into the next stage- figuring out her personality, interests, and thoughts. Then I decide. I don't base my decisions on looks, that is the "baby-step". If I am not attracted to her "inner-self" then I won't pursue any further.

Ragnatoad, that is how a majority of liberals are - they never want to offend anyone. They are appeasers, will never take a firm stand- unless it is against those who don't agree with them. Then they demean them, call them Nazi's, treat them as ignorant fools who never attended college and other treatments that are un-republican. I'm using "un-republican" pertaining to the style of government, not the political party that some people may get over anxious and start flaming like the BLACK HAND OF NOD!!!!

Reality is - people do have different tastes and what they find attractive varies. Not everybody will be in the "attractive-zone" of a person. People will be seen as ugly to the dismay of others. And talking about what people find attractive is not offending.

[Govinda]

Alpha, women say exactly the same things about men. You need to be physically attracted to someone to have a relationship with them. Even if they appear more beautiful to you over time as you get to know them, there has to be impetus somewhere. It's not offensive, it's natural.

I am a fan of my breasts, and of breasts in general. I can't really think of anything deeper to say on the subject than that. Fake ones look stupid though.

[Che]

@Alpha: We're not discussing who is ugly and who isn't, we're discussing what our taste is about the subject. And that's what you do on a forum. But grats on being the shining white knight of ugly people.

[Pete]

This thread went from making me very happy to making me laugh... hard.

I don't understand how we're all assholes or shallow. For those of us that don't meet our significant others in chat rooms, guess what, we see them IN PERSON first. And hell, maybe it's society's fault for making us like certain types of women, but I doubt it. We like what we like, and that's that. Some dudes like fat chicks, some dudes like string beans; it's all good as long as everyone's happy.

I won't lie, I've dated girls who were stick thin, and some who were uh, not so much. Personality (and stupidity/ alcohol for some) had a lot to do with the decisions I made. IDEALLY though, I'd be dating a girl like the one I described. But y'know, sometimes things dont always turn out the way we expect them to, and sometimes we don't always wind up dating our ideal woman.

I also have to agree with nix. If you're a fatass, work out. Please

[Violet]

It's not like anyone's being crude, anyways. From what I've read so far, everyone's pretty mature about it. This thread isn't solely about breasts, despite the title. It's more about what we prefer in someone based on physical appearances. So what's there to be offended about? There's always going to be one of these threads at any forum you go to, I guarantee you that. Hell, some even allow pictures.. so just be glad people aren't showing everyone their tits in here. I think that's one thing I like about these forums... it's kept decent. Also, there's nothing shallow with talking about your interest in someone's appearance. As much as some hate to admit, appearance means a lot more than some think. Especially in a relationship.

[RagnaToad]

Ragnatoad, that is how a majority of liberals are - they never want to offend anyone. They are appeasers, will never take a firm stand- unless it is against those who don't agree with them. Then they demean them, call them Nazi's, treat them as ignorant fools who never attended college and other treatments that are un-republican. I'm using "un-republican" pertaining to the style of government, not the political party that some people may get over anxious and start flaming like the BLACK HAND OF NOD!!!!

Are you trying to insult liberal thinking people?

Remember that I'm from Europe and that our non-liberal people are probably more liberal than what the Americans think of as 'liberal'.

Socialist isn't even a bad word around here. Imagine that!

so just be glad people aren't showing everyone their tits in here.

Whether we should be glad or not depends on what the tits you speak of look like.

And yeah, the thread is meant to be pretty decent and I'm glad everyone has been pretty mature about the subject so far.