#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – Have ipod ready with Grindcore
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – Melee Weapons not Guns
#10 – Do not use fire!!
#11 – Rural Areas have no food or gas
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – Leave places with strobe lights alone
#14 – Don't think outloud, hum or whistle
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – First Aid kit
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – Don't dress up as a Zombie!!
#20 – Do not seek out other (non-zombie)people!!
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – Canned Goods only
#24 – Use frequent obscene language and celebrate victories with a dance
#25 – Do not have a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plans suck.
#26 – Don't go into a room unless it has at least three exits
#27 – Avoid going into unfamiliar buildings or rooms
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*