Choose Your Own Adventure Books

[Sinister]

Woah, easy on the anti-Kiwi-ticism there, buddy! That fake book is totes offensive!

I used to love those choose-your-own-adventure books. But I always kept marks of my page so I could go back if I died. I seemed to read them in order to find the path that you stayed alive the longest, or where all your friends survived or whatever. I should've just read longer books.

EDIT: I had that alligator book! It sat on the shelf facing my bed for several years actually.

Lol It's okay. I gave up years ago at trying to be PC. The internet is a minefield of offended people(s) that still can't/won't trace my ISP# to my house and consult a lawyer. Like an (un)lovable sitcom character, I'm in my idgaf grumpy grouchy old-man mode. Also, as an added bonus, I don't ask forgiveness so no one has to worry about giving it to me. PS, Kiwi's aren't all that, they are so last year. If it truly offends you, I will, on account of our friendship and mutual respect, remove it.

I usually read through a book in one sitting(aka dying repeatedly and rage quitting). But sometimes, for fun, I would read CYOA books from page to page sequentially, but only if I'm finished with them. I did that with the original Choose Your Own Adventure books, seeing as they were IMPOSSIBLE. Two to three choices per page and usually there was only one choice that led to survival.

-Sin