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    Final Fantasy 7 FREAK!!! things FF7 characters wouldnt say.... MidgarPeaceMaker01's Avatar
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    things FF7 characters wouldnt say....

    I came up with this, cuz before I joined this froum, i was searching for others to join, and i came across an similar thread that had this name, and as I ws reading the posts, it went alonh quite fun and really funny! So I wanted to see what kind of people will say, in regards to thia thread.

    Come on final fantasy 7 fans: what kind of saying did u come up with?

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    Re: things FF7 characters wouldnt say....

    duh..... whut?

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    Re: things FF7 characters wouldnt say....

    How about this.

    Tifa - "Oh cloud, do me now! do me!"

    Cloud - "I can't... I'm not strong enough"

    Tifa - ""

    Cloud - "I love aeris and not you, go away Tifa"

    Tifa - "But shes dead, now all you've got is me and you have to love me because I have such big and beautiful breasts with such a small frame, im so attractive"

    Cloud - "Shutup Tifa, just shutup... and get me another drink you ****** *****"



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    Hewerya love...? things FF7 characters wouldnt say.... seanb's Avatar
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    Sephiroth: "So, like... are we cool?"




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    Yuffie - "Here's your materia. I have too much as it is."
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    Vincent - "Short shorts is my summer outfit. I just wear these dark clothes in any other season... it's for warmth."
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    Barrett - "I love it when you call me big poppa! Throw your hands in the air if yous a true playa!"

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    Cid "I'm going to quit smoking, and I'm sorry for my language I shouldn't swear."

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    "I did not stab her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not stab her! I did noooot. Ohai, Cloud." -Sephiroth

    "I got the results of the test back - I definitely have Mako poisoning." - Cloud

    "Scarlet looks so pretty in her red dress. I feel like I want to kiss her." - Heidegger

    "Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!" - Aerith

    "I'm so glad I have you as my best friend Barret...and I love Tifa so much." - Cloud
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    Midgar zolom - i swim in the marsh to keep fit. Because if I keep fit that means I can have extra helpings of my favourite pudding on Friday night is pudding night.

    Ohhhh nooooo hear comes that guy with the sword that killed my partner..... I better run as far away as possible......

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    Aeris - I don't know how no one realised when they found me I was actually on my knees ready to give sephiroth a great blowjob. Shame he got to carried away with his s&m fantasys and went a step to far oh and I dropped my shiny bobble never mind sure il find another bobble somewer.

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    Lmao. Midgar Zolom. Nice added touch there.

    Reeve - "You know what? I am definitely moe useful as a human than as a mog riding cat with a microphone. Time to switch it UP!"
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    Hojo - "Hey everyone! My laugh is cool, right? Right? Anyone?"

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    Well this is more on what they wouldnt 'think':

    Sephiroth: Noooo, this is impossible! If only I could do something, like let go of this sword! Oh wait...that's a good idea! I should do that. Alright, I'll let go right now and totally surprise him! Oh, the look on his face when I-
    Cloud: *tosses him into the wall*
    Sephiroth: *slams into the wall and catches on fire* ...Shit. *falls*

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    Chocobo - if I had a-posable thumbs I could slay sephiroth no problem..... For now tho I will eat grass and greens and when I'm fat I will fall from the sky and land on him!

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    Yuffie: Oh I hate Materia it's so messed up.

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    Cloud: You killed my family, you burned down my house, you killed Aeris!!! You will die you evil bastard!

    Sephiroth: An evil bastard? Really? You didn't have to be so mean, it's just so hard fitting in *cries*

    Cloud: uh....are you crying?


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    Cid: "I really enjoy spending my time running around with these kids."

    Barret: "I hope I remember which hand to use to masturbate."

    Tifa: "I am running around with little clothes on, giant boobs, and the only attention that I am getting is from that damn dog. I hate Aeris, I hope someone just comes up and stabs her."

    Nanaki: "Thank the stars that I will be outliving all of these damn humans. They really are idiots."
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    Don Cornio: I have a confession... I'm homosexual.

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    Cloud to Aeris: "I was on drugs when I met you."
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    Sephiroth: Ehh... Forget the Promised Land. I think I'm just gonna go to Disney World...the REAL happiest place on Earth.

    Cid: Please...have a seat and drink your nice, warm tea.

    Cloud: I'm so happy!

    Barrett: #@&$% Marlene! I'm not your daddy!!! Now shu'up 'n quit callin' me 'daddy' or I'ma beat ya!!!

    Aeris: I've never been to a church. Not once. Not ever.

    Tifa: My boobs aren't really big... I just stuff my bra...

    Red XIII: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark!

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    Sephiroth (looking in mirror): "Sephi, Sephi, I'm so fine. I'm so fine I blow my mind."


    Barrett: "Cid, old bean, I do believe I am in need of a vigorous constitutional and then some tea. Care to join me?"

    Cid: "Indeed! How delightful, Mr. Wallace. Might we ask Miss Kisaragi as well? I do so adore her company."

    Yuffie: "What care I for morning walks or Materia when the shadow of death looms across my path, ever threatening to escort me from this mortal coil? *sigh*"


    Cait Sith: "Attention, everyone! I've just discovered that one of us--say, the most pointless character in the group--is a Shinra spy. And it's...YOU, Aeris!!"

    Aeris: "Oh, NO you didn't! Get over here, I'm gonna kick your fat stuffed ass!"

    Vincent: (whining) "You guuuuuys, please don't fiiiight..."


    Cloud: "DAY-UM Teef, you got nice titties."

    Tifa: "I know."


    Red XIII: *puts on Santa hat, sings the barking-dog version of Jingle Bells*

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    Cloud: aeris..... I was upstairs playing your piano when I found Final Heaven..... And a rather large dildo.....

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    Sephiroth: "Awwww shit! Planned arrival of Meteor was 20.12.2012. Sorry for that guys, we'll have to wait for next Maya-prophecy!"

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    Cait Sith: "Let's dance - Gangnam style!"

    Red XIII: "I need me some wheels, yo."

    Vincent: "So, Cloud, are you and Aeris like...together, or..."

    Yuffie: "I'm sick of Materia, let's give it all to charity."

    Tifa: "Hey, that guy who killed my dad is smoking hot! Is my hair good?"

    Cloud: "I really envy those pickles right now"

    Aeris: "WTH, Cloud I was talking to you and you totally drifted off! yer such a tard!"

    Barrett: *shrieks* "It's a Shinra Soldier in his cute little uniform! Oh, those shoes! I could just die!"
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    Pondering life's mysteries since '91 things FF7 characters wouldnt say.... Recluse Writer's Avatar
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    Things the FFVII cast would never say:


    "I forgive you, Sephiroth...." ~ Cloud

    "Why am i wearing boots with this dress?!" ~ Aerith

    "I'm okay.....it's not as bad as it looks....." ~ Aerith

    "I don't like you, Cloud," ~ Tifa

    "Where on earth do i keep my spear?!" ~ Cid

    "Kupo?" ~ Chocobo ( =P )

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    "WHY ARE WE TAKING TURNS??? LETS JUMP THAT MOTHER****ER!"

    (Aeris died) "Cant we use a phoenix down?"

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    XD true story bro XD "oh well bro get over it..."

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