Cid: "I really enjoy spending my time running around with these kids."

Barret: "I hope I remember which hand to use to masturbate."

Tifa: "I am running around with little clothes on, giant boobs, and the only attention that I am getting is from that damn dog. I hate Aeris, I hope someone just comes up and stabs her."

Nanaki: "Thank the stars that I will be outliving all of these damn humans. They really are idiots."