Sephiroth (looking in mirror): "Sephi, Sephi, I'm so fine. I'm so fine I blow my mind."


Barrett: "Cid, old bean, I do believe I am in need of a vigorous constitutional and then some tea. Care to join me?"

Cid: "Indeed! How delightful, Mr. Wallace. Might we ask Miss Kisaragi as well? I do so adore her company."

Yuffie: "What care I for morning walks or Materia when the shadow of death looms across my path, ever threatening to escort me from this mortal coil? *sigh*"


Cait Sith: "Attention, everyone! I've just discovered that one of us--say, the most pointless character in the group--is a Shinra spy. And it's...YOU, Aeris!!"

Aeris: "Oh, NO you didn't! Get over here, I'm gonna kick your fat stuffed ass!"

Vincent: (whining) "You guuuuuys, please don't fiiiight..."


Cloud: "DAY-UM Teef, you got nice titties."

Tifa: "I know."


Red XIII: *puts on Santa hat, sings the barking-dog version of Jingle Bells*